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Sorry, neither.
I was going to post that one.

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Old 09-11-2014, 08:09 AM
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Old 09-11-2014, 11:23 AM
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Old 09-11-2014, 02:42 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 03:57 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 04:47 PM
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Elim Garak: What is it?
Quark: A human drink. It's called root beer.
Elim Garak: [unwilling] Uh, I don't know...
Quark: Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious?
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Quark: I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and *happy*.
Elim Garak: Just like the Federation.
Quark: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to *like* it.
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Old 09-11-2014, 05:00 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 05:06 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 05:13 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 05:28 PM
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