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Well you definitely don't want the ball to go fowl.
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Speaking of pirates, Blackbird sailed all night in a gale and ended up warblered in kiwist.
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If he had an engine in his ship, he'd need some petrel.
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That one flamingoed me.
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I thought I saw a Flamingo in Las Vegas, but it was just a Mirage.
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I thought all that was supposed to stay in Vegas!
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Naw, nothing ever stays in Vegas. For example, you can Linq to stuff on the internet.
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Is that why all the Vegas showgirls wear feathers?

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Vegas showgirls need to be careful with their feathery neckwear because on occasion they get wet and can shrink and choke the wearer. Yes, these ladies need to look out for these boa constrictors.
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In mythology, St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. That's right: he subtracted the adders, which could have divided the country if they had multiplied.
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Writers of mythology often Medusa fantastic creatures to enhance their stories.
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Nabisco's Oreo division have long been in fear of Hydrax, with its magical filling that doubles in size when eaten.
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Are mythological animals kept in Zeus?
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In mythology, St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. That's right: he subtracted the adders, which could have divided the country if they had multiplied.
I love this post so much that I want to kidnap it, take it to the underworld, and make it my bride.

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I heard that being a fortune teller in ancient Greece was a great way to make a prophet.
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Norse mythology is a Thor subject.
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It does bring a Tyr to one's eye.
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Frey'd so.
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You're just Thor you didn't come up with it first.
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Idun know about you, but Heimdallying around waiting for the snow and Bifrost to depart from this Fimbulwinter.
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Odin you know there was a Norse god assigned to protect donkeys? Asgard.
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A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
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How does the ant queen produce eggs? She has insects.
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People talk like bugs are unimportant creatures. This is not so. Insects are members of our great family of living beings. No mantis an island.
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