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Old 09-12-2019, 10:59 AM
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Is there some kind of test we could run, maybe?
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Old 09-12-2019, 11:06 AM
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Would it be too sarcastic to say, “Good luck with that”?
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Old 09-12-2019, 01:06 PM
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Do you think someone might take offense?
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Old 09-12-2019, 01:28 PM
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Do you really want to run the risk of pissing off Xenu?
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Old 09-12-2019, 03:31 PM
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Is it really a mythical creature that we have to worry about?
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Old 09-12-2019, 03:53 PM
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Would you be more worried if I threatened you with the wrath of Tom Cruise?
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Old 09-12-2019, 05:13 PM
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Is Cruise a bigger threat than Miscarriage... uh, Miscavige?
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Old 09-12-2019, 05:39 PM
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Didn't Cruise go crazy on Oprah's sofa?
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Old 09-12-2019, 10:34 PM
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Hasn’t Cruise been crazy way before he jumped on Oprah’s couch?
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Old 09-12-2019, 10:46 PM
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Is this anything like jumping on the bandwagon, or is it more of a casting couch?
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Old 09-12-2019, 11:19 PM
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Or could it be jumping to a conclusion?
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Old 09-13-2019, 12:00 AM
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Isn’t Scientology a whole bunch of conclusions, looking for jumpers (with money)?
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Old 09-13-2019, 01:17 AM
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Is there money for nothing and are the chicks free?
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Old 09-13-2019, 01:26 AM
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Do we really have to install microwave ovens? And do custom kitchen deliveries?
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Old 09-13-2019, 05:01 AM
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Does Sting still want his MTV since they stopped playing music videos?
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Old 09-13-2019, 08:16 AM
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Would it mean having to get blisters on my finger or possibly thumb?
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Old 09-13-2019, 12:57 PM
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Do you got some movies or refrigerators or color teevee?
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Old 09-13-2019, 01:09 PM
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Could you gimme a minute to check in the warehouse?
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Old 09-13-2019, 01:21 PM
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What is this 1980's era MTV now?
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Old 09-13-2019, 02:36 PM
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Ya got a problem with that?
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Old 09-13-2019, 02:48 PM
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Seeing as how this isn't the 80's what do you think?
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Old 09-14-2019, 12:21 AM
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Was there a better era for MTV than the 1980s?
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Old 09-14-2019, 01:29 AM
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Donít you want video to kill the radio star?
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Old 09-14-2019, 01:33 AM
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Must John Barleycorn die?
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Old 09-14-2019, 01:40 AM
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Must Tom Dooley hang down his head?
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Old 09-14-2019, 02:09 AM
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Must we play B17? Can't you see she never wants to hear that song again?
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Old 09-14-2019, 02:45 AM
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Should we ask the guy at the jukebox not to play B-17 again? Please, mister, please?
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Old 09-14-2019, 04:46 AM
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Hey Mister, Is That Me up on the Jukebox?
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Old 09-14-2019, 08:06 AM
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Hey mister, have you got a dime?
Mister, do you want to spend some time?
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Old 09-14-2019, 06:32 PM
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A real Big Spender
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Say, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
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Old 09-14-2019, 06:36 PM
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In this place, who cares about your mind?
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Old 09-14-2019, 10:18 PM
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Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
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Old 09-15-2019, 12:39 AM
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Isn't it always twenty-five-or-six to four somewhere?
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Old 09-15-2019, 12:42 AM
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Is that the time you feel like making love?

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Old 09-15-2019, 01:39 AM
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Can you do that well, after finding that it's five o'clock somewhere?
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Old 09-15-2019, 11:35 AM
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Who's to blame for me finding myself in Margaritaville again, anyway?
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Old 09-15-2019, 12:29 PM
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Do some people claim there's a woman to blame?
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Old 09-15-2019, 12:43 PM
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Donít you know itís my own damn fault?
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Old 09-15-2019, 01:58 PM
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That you stepped on a pop top?
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Old Yesterday, 08:55 AM
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Ooo, that's gonna hurt, innit?
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As much as the tetanus shot?
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Old Yesterday, 11:16 AM
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Wonít that need stitches?
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Does a tetanus shot require stitches?
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How big must a tetanus needle be, to require stitches?
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