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Old 10-18-2008, 01:05 AM
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Texas Chainsaw Massacree

Cecil nd Ed, I appreciate how you have revived this topic. In the past I was unsuccessful in my attempts to buy screenplay rights to Chainsawvictum's telling of the TRUE story, which had NOTHING to do with Ed Gein, so I don't have to compete with the estate of Robert Bloch, or Ed, for that matter. And now that the Dope is free, I expect him to return as a Guest. So...

Chainsawvictum, this is my FINAL final offer: Three cats-eye marbles, a piece of string, a dead bird. a pint of Mad Dog, a case of Sudafed, the location of a poorly-guarded tank of anhydrous ammonia, AND a case of Billy Beer. Deal now or I'll assume you can't remember the name of your lawyer, who I assume would recommend that you jump at the offer. I have show-biz connections and I can make your story resound across the land. No longer will you be the deadbeat at Joe's Bar! You will be a HERO and tourists from all over the world will compete to buy you drinks so they can write the sequel. Which they can't because I would own those rights, too.

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