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Are we talking little space friends here?
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Old 08-23-2014, 10:59 AM
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From the moment the invaders arrived and breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God, in His widsom, put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms, and that right is housed against all challenges...for neither do men live nor die in vain.'
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:06 AM
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When the bomb goes off, there'll be a thousand mutations! Andromeda will spread everywhere! They'll never be rid of it!
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There's a pretty good chance I'm infected too.
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Old 08-23-2014, 12:33 PM
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I've never been sick, I've never been injured... what do I do now?
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Oh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?
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Will you think really hard when we're eating your brain waves?
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Old 08-23-2014, 02:22 PM
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The nervous energy produced by the act of thinking, also as the reaction to glandular emotions, has long been known to be electrical or quasi-electrical in nature, and it is this output which nourishes our shadowy superiors. They can and do boost the harvest anytime they want, by stimulating rivalries, jealousies, hatreds and thus rousing emotions.
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Old 08-23-2014, 02:31 PM
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And that makes you look like a squid?
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Old 08-23-2014, 03:48 PM
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I have a new and even more disturbing piece of information.
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Old 08-23-2014, 04:16 PM
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Galifrey lives
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Old 08-23-2014, 05:04 PM
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Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
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Old 08-23-2014, 07:50 PM
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Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. Relatively speaking, that is.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff."
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:44 PM
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Listen to me. You come to that launch site at 5:00, you take my hand, and I'll show you who can't time travel.
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Old 08-24-2014, 07:46 AM
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Come here, cat. You wouldn’t want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow.
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I've been called a criminal, a terrorist, and a threat to the known universe. But everything you were told is a lie.
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Old 08-24-2014, 09:47 AM
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Madam, control your child!
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Old 08-24-2014, 04:10 PM
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Basically, run.
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Old 08-24-2014, 06:39 PM
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The Force runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And...my sister has it.
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I must think of a brick wall... a brick wall... brick wall... I must think of a brick wall... It's almost half past eight... brick wall... only a few seconds more... brick wall... brick wall... brick wall... nearly over... a brick wall...
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She teleported through the door!

So did you.
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Old 08-25-2014, 09:15 AM
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:19 AM
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He's still playing the game!
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Climbing For Dollars will be right back...
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Old 08-25-2014, 11:16 AM
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Perhaps "because it is there" is not sufficient reason for climbing a mountain.
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Old 08-25-2014, 12:07 PM
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They camped that night high in the hills, and pushed on in the morning to the flanks of the true mountains.
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Old 08-25-2014, 12:13 PM
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Long ago, Louis Wu had stood at the void edge of Mount Lookitthat. The Long Fall River, on that world, ends in the tallest waterfall in known space. Louis's eyes had followed it down as far as they could penetrate the void mist. The featureless white of the void itself had grasped at his mind, and Louis Wu, half hypnotized, had sworn to live forever. How else could he see all there was to see? Now he reaffirmed that decision.
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Old 08-25-2014, 06:38 PM
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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Well, let me guess! You're either lost, or desperately searching for a good tailor.
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Old 08-25-2014, 07:09 PM
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A scarf! I need I nice, long scarf. No... too silly.
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It's nice to have the new things around. It's nice to think that there's probably still a lot of stuff nobody's found yet, in cellars and attics and barns and down behind things.
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He held up a coarse brown cloth bag, and poked a little dubiously into its contents. “I believe this is a sack of Cetagandan scalps. Want to see?”
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His eyes rested on a little black bag in the center of the room, and he forgot about the kid.
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I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it!
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Old 08-26-2014, 10:29 AM
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"Betan dollars," Tante Cordelia corrected absently.
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They're still using money. We've got to find some.
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Well, Cyrano Jones says that a tribble is the only love that money can buy.
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There's one nearby at the University.

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Old 08-26-2014, 03:16 PM
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Welcome to Starfleet Academy.
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He should doubtless be confined to an institution, where he would be forced to labor all day long under many watchful eyes. May I suggest the Imperial Service Academy?
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Maybe we ought to send him to the salt mines for two weeks every year, to keep him happy and content with his regular job
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Capt. Kirk: All right, Scotty. Dismissed. Oh... Scotty, you're restricted to quarters until further notice.

Scott: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir! That'll give me a chance to catch up on my technical journals!
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The magic is only in what books say, how they stitched the patches of the universe together into one garment for us.
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