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Old 08-27-2018, 11:04 PM
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Crazy Canuck has ice cold maple syrup in his veins.
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Old 08-27-2018, 11:31 PM
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Blue Blistering Barnacle is seriously considering changing his moniker to Calamine Lotion Barnacle.
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Old 08-28-2018, 12:01 AM
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They used to say Gummo was the least famous of the brothers, but they don't even remember to countburpo's cameos.
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Old 08-28-2018, 09:28 AM
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Leo Bloom has never met a woman named Molly. He is in love, however, with a person of indeterminate sex, Jamie Joyce Ulysses.

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Old 08-28-2018, 02:54 PM
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Annie-Xmas votes religiously. Which means she only goes out to vote on occasional Sundays, every now and then, to keep up appearances. She wonders why people complain about the lines.
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Old 09-01-2018, 11:41 PM
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Blue Blistering Barnacle got caught with contraband in his car. When police asked him about it, BBB said “ To tell the truth, it was left by a robot at the manufacturing plant. Honest.“
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Old 09-05-2018, 09:42 AM
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Although boson plays fiddle in a contra band, he knows next to nothing about contra dancing.
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Old 09-05-2018, 09:53 AM
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After getting into a fight in a tavern, Blue Blistering Barnacle had some blue, blistering bar knuckles.
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Old 09-10-2018, 12:59 AM
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Annie X-mas spends all of her days hanging out at City Hall and at crime scenes trying to photo-bomb news photos. That's so so sad.
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Old 09-17-2018, 01:05 AM
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boson is doing kegels as he is reading this......HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
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Old 09-17-2018, 02:12 PM
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boson frequently takes to his device in the middle of the night to overshare- very presidential!
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:42 PM
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[b]Blue Blistering Barnacle[/i] is so dull, nobody has made up a rumor about him in two weeks.
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Old 10-02-2018, 04:28 PM
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Annie-Xmas comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve, and puts brand-new shoelaces in everyone's shoes, before escaping back up the chimney.
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Old 10-02-2018, 04:53 PM
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Annie-Xmas comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve, and puts brand-new shoelaces in everyone's shoes, before escaping back up the chimney.
Many People believe that Kenobi 65 is a Star Wars fan, while the name is just a coincidence. He has, in fact, never watched a single Star Wars movie except for Solo, and he only went into that theater because he thought it was a documentary about his favorite women's soccer goalkeeper. He has, however, watched each and every episode of Star Trek TNG about three times.
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Old 10-03-2018, 09:57 AM
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When creating their user name, Go_Arachnid_Laser took spiders “with fricking laser beams on their heads” and “turned it up to eleven” by the simple application of an exciting 2-letter verb.

Little did they know that they also stole my (copyrighted) cheer for that scrappy high school team, the Springfield Arachnoid Lasers.

Go Arachnoid Lasers!
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Old 10-11-2018, 02:05 AM
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Blue Blistering Barnacle spends his time on Drink Name Generator and concocting comical cocktails to amuse himself. Nightly coldcocked.
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Boson coined the word ‘tachyon’, and lives on royalties from Star Trek episodes which use the term.
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Old 01-23-2019, 12:23 AM
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Blue Blistering Barnacle resurrected “Make up a rumor…” because he feels incomplete unless he can insult someone.
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Old 01-23-2019, 10:09 AM
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Boson refuses to gossip.
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Old 01-23-2019, 10:26 AM
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Blue Blistering Barnacle once recorded a children's album "Blistering Barnacle Blues."

It did not sell one single copy.
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Old 01-23-2019, 02:45 PM
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Annie-Xmas will not send out a single Valentine’s Day card this year and hasn’t done so since the second grade.
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Old 01-23-2019, 11:40 PM
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boson has not been seen with higgs for quite some time, but never signed the papers. So they're still officially, well, you know.
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Old 01-25-2019, 11:24 PM
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2. Unable to distinguish the taste of peanut butter from the taste of marmalade.
3. Can't sing a high C note.
4. Inability to spell "defect."
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Old 01-27-2019, 09:01 PM
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Bibliothecarius is really just Bibliocurious, but doesn't want anyone to know.
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Old 01-28-2019, 01:47 AM
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slightly askew is as straight arrow as they come. I salute him.
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Old 02-17-2019, 07:35 PM
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Boson kills threads for a living.
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Slightly askew doesn't know when to quit. It's so annoying.
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