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[Blue Blistering Barnacle]

Crazy Canuck has ice cold maple syrup in his veins.

[burpo the wonder mutt]

Blue Blistering Barnacle is seriously considering changing his moniker to Calamine Lotion Barnacle.

[Leo Bloom]

They used to say Gummo was the least famous of the brothers, but they don't even remember to countburpo's cameos.

[Annie-Xmas]

Leo Bloom has never met a woman named Molly. He is in love, however, with a person of indeterminate sex, Jamie Joyce Ulysses.

[Blue Blistering Barnacle]

Annie-Xmas votes religiously. Which means she only goes out to vote on occasional Sundays, every now and then, to keep up appearances. She wonders why people complain about the lines.

[boson]

Blue Blistering Barnacle got caught with contraband in his car. When police asked him about it, BBB said “ To tell the truth, it was left by a robot at the manufacturing plant. Honest.“

[Blue Blistering Barnacle]

Although boson plays fiddle in a contra band, he knows next to nothing about contra dancing.

[Annie-Xmas]

After getting into a fight in a tavern, Blue Blistering Barnacle had some blue, blistering bar knuckles.

[boson]

Annie X-mas spends all of her days hanging out at City Hall and at crime scenes trying to photo-bomb news photos. That's so so sad.

[boson]

boson is doing kegels as he is reading this......HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

[Blue Blistering Barnacle]

boson frequently takes to his device in the middle of the night to overshare- very presidential!

[Annie-Xmas]

[b]Blue Blistering Barnacle[/i] is so dull, nobody has made up a rumor about him in two weeks.

[kenobi 65]

Annie-Xmas comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve, and puts brand-new shoelaces in everyone's shoes, before escaping back up the chimney.

[Go_Arachnid_Laser]

Originally Posted by kenobi 65

Annie-Xmas comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve, and puts brand-new shoelaces in everyone's shoes, before escaping back up the chimney.

Many People believe that Kenobi 65 is a Star Wars fan, while the name is just a coincidence. He has, in fact, never watched a single Star Wars movie except for Solo, and he only went into that theater because he thought it was a documentary about his favorite women's soccer goalkeeper. He has, however, watched each and every episode of Star Trek TNG about three times.

[Blue Blistering Barnacle]

When creating their user name, Go_Arachnid_Laser took spiders “with fricking laser beams on their heads” and “turned it up to eleven” by the simple application of an exciting 2-letter verb.

Little did they know that they also stole my (copyrighted) cheer for that scrappy high school team, the Springfield Arachnoid Lasers.

Go Arachnoid Lasers!

[boson]

Blue Blistering Barnacle spends his time on Drink Name Generator and concocting comical cocktails to amuse himself. Nightly coldcocked.

[Blue Blistering Barnacle]

Boson coined the word ‘tachyon’, and lives on royalties from Star Trek episodes which use the term.

[boson]

Blue Blistering Barnacle resurrected “Make up a rumor…” because he feels incomplete unless he can insult someone.

[Blue Blistering Barnacle]

Boson refuses to gossip.

[Annie-Xmas]

Blue Blistering Barnacle once recorded a children's album "Blistering Barnacle Blues."

It did not sell one single copy.

[boson]

Annie-Xmas will not send out a single Valentine’s Day card this year and hasn’t done so since the second grade.

[4d3fect]

boson has not been seen with higgs for quite some time, but never signed the papers. So they're still officially, well, you know.

[Bibliothecarius]

4d3fect's four defects are:
1. Has four nipples and calls them "udders."
2. Unable to distinguish the taste of peanut butter from the taste of marmalade.
3. Can't sing a high C note.
4. Inability to spell "defect."

[slightly askew]

Bibliothecarius is really just Bibliocurious, but doesn't want anyone to know.

[boson]

slightly askew is as straight arrow as they come. I salute him.

[slightly askew]

Boson kills threads for a living.

[boson]

Slightly askew doesn't know when to quit. It's so annoying.