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Old 08-18-2017, 07:37 PM
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Leonard: Is this the high-IQ sperm bank?
Althea: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.
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On my paper, not yours, you punk-ass elf!
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Do you have any single Grandmother's?

No, they are both married.

Happily ?~~~~
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There's no guarantee that our sperm's going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
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Not my guy, I caught him looking at my rack! It felt so good knowing someone was wondering what's under this cardigan~~~~~~~~~Well, another cardigan.
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Howard (singing): We will, we will percussive shock you.

Howard and Raj (singing): We will, we will percussive shock you.

Sheldon (singing): Buddy you’re a boy, make a big noise playin’ in the street, gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kickin’ your can all over the place.

I have an eidetic memory. Sometimes it’s a curse.
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Penny: "Not with a thousand condoms, Howard."
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Raj's Dad: "Rajesh, you need to stop being so hard on yourself. You're a good man."
Raj: "Wow. You've never told me that."
Raj's Dad: "But you're also a dope."
Raj: "That you've said."
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I'm not worried. If anything, I'm overconfident... edging into smug.
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Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparent manip... Ohhhhhh, it's a tiara! A tiara! I have a tiara! Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me!
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Old 02-13-2019, 10:54 AM
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Why don't you want to work with me? I know I can be tough, but that's just because I'm surrounded by useless idiots.

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Old 02-13-2019, 12:10 PM
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That's a lot of money for a suit that has only one color.
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Mark Hamill: Anyway, thanks so much. I-I want to give you a reward for finding him.
Howard: (chuckles) Oh, no, I couldn't take your money. It's just an honor to meet you.
Mark Hamill: No. No, please. You don't know what this dog means to me, and I thought he was gone for good. Please? There must be something I can do for you. Anything.
Howard: Oh, you're gonna regret that.
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Oh, Amy. You see through me like one of Penny's shirts.
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Old 02-15-2019, 09:06 AM
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Wil Wheaton: I know how you feel. To be a child star and then totally forgotten.
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I bet I could make that girl President.
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If it's a girl, she'll look like Penny.
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Old 02-16-2019, 09:48 AM
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Penny: How do women usually break up with you?
Leonard: They usually say "It's been fun, but I want to see how things go with Mark."

Johnny Glecki played David Healey on Roseanne, and Glen Quinn played his older brother Mark.
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