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It's so cold that my corn flakes turned into frosted flakes.
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It's so cold that my shower head was giving me snow.
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I'm not so worried about the cold but I swear that wind has teeth!
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It's so cold the stop sign said "Sssssstop."
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It's so cold in Chicago, they canceled both performances of Hamilton today.

Brrrrr kills Hamilton again
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It's so cold I saw a polar bear shivering.

-35 F here today, with the wind chill. Brrrrr! Our master bedroom shower pipes froze but fortunately haven't burst.
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It's so cold, the flashers are only describing their genitals.

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It's so cold the State of Michigan has told everyone to turn down the heat, we're using up all the natural gas.

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Old 01-30-2019, 11:59 PM
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It's true. Live in Michigan and got the alert. There was a fire at Consumer Energy and massively hit their ability to provide.

Facebook is lit up with people defiantly saying they will keep their heat turned up so this new "Democrat" governor can learn she "ain't gonna control me", etc.
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:18 AM
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It's true. Live in Michigan and got the alert. There was a fire at Consumer Energy and massively hit their ability to provide.

Facebook is lit up with people defiantly saying they will keep their heat turned up so this new "Democrat" governor can learn she "ain't gonna control me", etc.
Here's a possibly-ignorant question I have: I don't use Consumers Energy, I use Semco. Does the natural gas all come from the same place? Does this alert really only apply to Consumers customers, or everyone?

Cuz if I can keep my thermostat at 70-73 for the next 24 hours, I'm happy to pay for keeping my home nice and comfortable. But if turning the temp down to 65 helps to alleviate a bad situation for residents across the state, I'm glad to do my part.

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Here in the south, it's so cold my cats are velcroed to my lap. I like to pretend they love me when they do this. My feet were cold but now they are just numb. My blood is cut off due to a full lap-o-cat. So, really they're helping me. What? It could be true. Benevolent creatures that they are.
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It's so cold I drank a Slurpee to warm up.
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It's so cold my wife's cold cream turned into ice cream.
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Here's a possibly-ignorant question I have: I don't use Consumers Energy, I use Semco. Does the natural gas all come from the same place? Does this alert really only apply to Consumers customers, or everyone?

Cuz if I can keep my thermostat at 70-73 for the next 24 hours, I'm happy to pay for keeping my home nice and comfortable. But if turning the temp down to 65 helps to alleviate a bad situation for residents across the state, I'm glad to do my part.
No idea. I just know the system is under huge strain.

I am doing my small part, but may turn it up a bit tonight from 7-10pm, then way down at night.
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It's so cold I heard someone from Minnesota complain about the cold.

That, my friends, is cold.
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It's so cold I went into a walk-in freezer to keep warm.
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It's so cold I can almost run my freezer at room temperature.
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It's as cold as a witch's hooters in a brass bra.
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It's so cold I heard Satan wondered if the Cleveland Indians won the World Series.
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It's so cold where we are, we can keep the window open only part of the way. All the way down into the 60s at night. Brrr.
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So cold here in the office with the air condition going that I had to put a jumper on.
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It was so cold out getting some wood for the fire and it carried it self in the house.
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OOOhhh its forty below and I don't give a f--- cause I got a heater in my truck and im off ot the rodeo …….
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So cold my goosebumps have goosebumps, and are honking in protest
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It's so cold I just saw a Canada goose in a down vest.
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So cold I dubbed yesterday "Fucking Freezing Friday February First."
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It's so cold my car tried to follow me inside.
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It's so cold I've got snow balls.
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It's so cold my outside digital thermometer reads HOLY SHIT!
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It's so cold my farts froze inside my pants. Don't laugh.
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A storm system has formed off the islands kicking up some hellacious winds here. Didn't even make it into the 80s today, just the 70s. Brrr.
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