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Old 02-02-2019, 01:28 PM
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"How much do you remember?"
"Everything. Including some brilliantly unorthodox strategy from... a former first officer of mine."
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Old 02-02-2019, 02:49 PM
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"War is an inefficient business."
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Old 02-02-2019, 05:58 PM
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Sisko: "Only two Cardassians are coming to the station. How much kanar do you think they can drink?"
Quark: "There may only be two for now, but there'll be more, thanks to the peace treaty."
Jadzia: "And as the 34th Rule of Acquisition states, 'Peace is good for business.'"
Quark: "That's the 35th Rule."
Jadzia: "Oh, you're right. What's the 34th Rule?"
Quark: "'War is good for business.' It's easy to get them confused."
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Old 02-03-2019, 06:38 AM
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RIKER: How much do you remember?
PICARD: Everything. Including some brilliantly unorthodox strategy from a former first officer of mine.
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Old 02-03-2019, 04:13 PM
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I know that look. It's the I'd-really-like-to-smash-something-but-she'll-think-I'm-crazy look. Well, don't let me stop you – they're your quarters. Smash away if it'll make you feel better!
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Old 02-03-2019, 07:43 PM
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I'll arrange to have the whole room filled from floor to ceiling with breakable objects.
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Old 02-04-2019, 11:29 AM
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Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter!
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Old 02-04-2019, 02:45 PM
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Death to the opposition!
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Old 02-04-2019, 04:28 PM
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Oh, what the hell were you looking at? You can't tell me that ball was over the plate. What were you doing, regenerating?
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Old 02-04-2019, 05:17 PM
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"You! YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!"
"What?!"
"'No player shall at any time make contact with the umpire in any manner.' The prescribed penalty for the violation is immediate ejection from the game. Rule number 4.06, subsection A, paragraph 4. Look it up – but do it in the stands. YOU'RE GONE!"
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Old 02-05-2019, 06:37 AM
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It's so bubbly and cloying and happy.
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Old 02-10-2019, 11:35 PM
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You know, sometimes, I like it when the bad guy wins.
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Old 02-10-2019, 11:38 PM
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All that intelligence and he still doesn't know what a Human looks like!
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:39 AM
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It would be illogical for a Vulcan to show anger! It is illogical! ILLOGICAL!
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:50 AM
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Is, um… that what this is about? You're on your way and you're calling to reserve a holosuite program?
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Old 02-13-2019, 07:02 AM
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What you're asking for is another murder. Enough good people have already died. I won't help kill another.
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Old 02-14-2019, 06:35 AM
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He loves you, very much.
I know. I've always known.
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Old 02-14-2019, 06:41 PM
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I believe we are witnessing my birth.
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"Or would the son of Starfleet's finest prefer an Earth drink? A mug of root beer, with a lump of ice cream?"
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