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He who smelt it, dealt with processing the ore.
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Old 02-05-2019, 07:53 PM
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Everything's went silent but deadly.
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Old 02-05-2019, 09:36 PM
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Is this what the Rolling Stones meant when they sang, "It's a gas, gas, gas!"
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Old 02-05-2019, 09:48 PM
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You say silent but deadly. I say melodious and malodorous.
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Old 02-06-2019, 11:47 AM
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This isn't pun anymore.
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Old 02-06-2019, 12:04 PM
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Yeah, continuing to post here should be a punishable offense.
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:32 PM
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Cats jump offense posts.
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Old 02-06-2019, 04:57 PM
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I knew a post hole digger who was outstanding in his field.
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Old 02-06-2019, 05:01 PM
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You build it, they will come.
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Old 02-06-2019, 08:24 PM
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I billed it, but they still haven't showed up to pay.
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Old 02-06-2019, 09:42 PM
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I shot a duck. His family sent me the bill.
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Old 02-06-2019, 10:54 PM
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He should've ducked.
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Old 02-06-2019, 11:23 PM
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Were they a family of quacks?

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Old 02-06-2019, 11:54 PM
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What happened when the disco fan met a goose? He got down.
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:49 PM
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It was his swan song.
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Old 02-07-2019, 03:23 PM
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But was he bittern about it?
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Old 02-07-2019, 04:27 PM
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That'll put heron your chest.
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Old 02-07-2019, 05:37 PM
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Since the bird flew, was it sick?
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Old 02-07-2019, 05:43 PM
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Rhea sick, I'd say.
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:06 PM
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Did you hear about the sad major league baseball player? He was a blue Jay.
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:45 AM
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I know a joke about a baseball that will leave you in stitches.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:31 AM
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Darn it. I always say that when I'm on a tear.
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Old 02-08-2019, 11:29 AM
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That joke was way out in left field.
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Old 02-08-2019, 03:05 PM
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Baseball's Willie Mays
Was outstanding in the field
With his golden glove.
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Old 02-08-2019, 03:25 PM
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Haiku'd you do that
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Old 02-08-2019, 03:34 PM
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I could've done verse.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:46 PM
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I can't stanza poetry puns.
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:11 PM
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Yes. I agree, there's no rhyme or reason.
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Old 02-08-2019, 11:16 PM
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I'd post some of my poetry, but I'm afraid to go out on a limb, Rick.
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Old 02-09-2019, 12:15 AM
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Not that same ode joke, please.
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Old 02-10-2019, 12:11 AM
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I heard Dylan Thomas was terrible in bed. He did not go gentle.
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Old 02-10-2019, 01:21 AM
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My Dylan was tangled up in blue.
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:41 AM
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My Dylan was definitely on 4th street, I am positively certain of this.
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:49 PM
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You Bob Dylan fans think you're so entitled.
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Old 02-12-2019, 08:46 PM
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Dylan butter's good on salmon.
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:15 AM
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One of the most interesting people I've ever met: Salmon Janet Evening.
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Old 02-13-2019, 02:14 AM
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Don't tell me, You saw her across a crowded room!
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Old 02-13-2019, 05:18 AM
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Given the crowd, there wasn't much room.
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Old 02-13-2019, 10:00 AM
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My home is a crowded house but it's still a very, very, very fine house, despite the fact that our house is in the middle of the street.
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:05 PM
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Oh, great! Now you guys are waxing lyrical.
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:47 AM
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Actually, I think Intergalactic Gladiator is taking it one step beyond. Either that, or he's got two cats in the yard.
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Old 02-14-2019, 02:19 AM
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Life used to be so hard.

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Old 02-14-2019, 02:33 AM
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Absolute Madness, Beck.
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Old 02-14-2019, 09:54 AM
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on a grey day like today I like to think of all the fun with my family and how I really do live in a house of fun.
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Old 02-14-2019, 02:29 PM
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Don't you mean a funny farmhouse, IG? That's what staring at a fire for hours will get you.
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Old 02-15-2019, 01:08 AM
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Hey, don't take things too far-m.
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Old 02-15-2019, 01:50 AM
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Like out on the back forty?
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Old 02-15-2019, 12:26 PM
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I took a trip to South Texas, but I went to Pharr. I had to go back forty miles.
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Old 02-15-2019, 10:25 PM
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Scissors would have cut that distance because it's only about ten miles to Pharr.
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Oh, you're so sharp. A cut above!
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