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Old 02-07-2019, 04:15 PM
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8. Merengue.
9. Square
10. Waltz
11. Foxtrot
12. Hustle

Doot doot doot de dooh, doot doot doot de dooh, ...

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Old 02-07-2019, 04:30 PM
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8. Merengue.
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10. Waltz
11. Foxtrot
12. Mashed Potato
13. Hustle

Doot doot doot de dooh, doot doot doot de dooh, ...

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Old 02-08-2019, 05:42 AM
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:12 AM
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10. Waltz
11. Foxtrot
12. Mashed Potato
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:39 AM
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:45 AM
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4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:42 AM
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1. It's against the Bible
2. It violates natural law
3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
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Old 02-08-2019, 11:18 AM
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1. It's against the Bible
2. It violates natural law
3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don't ask me how! - catch teh gay too
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Old 02-08-2019, 11:43 AM
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3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don't ask me how! - catch teh gay too
7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
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Old 02-08-2019, 11:47 AM
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1. It's against the Bible
2. It violates natural law
3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don't ask me how! - catch teh gay too
7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
8. It's just icky
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Old 02-08-2019, 11:59 AM
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1. It's against the Bible
2. It violates natural law
3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don't ask me how! - catch teh gay too
7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
8. It's just icky
9. A woman needs a man.
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Old 02-08-2019, 12:09 PM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

1. It's against the Bible
2. It violates natural law
3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don't ask me how! - catch teh gay too
7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
8. It's just icky
9. A woman needs a man.
10. They might infect our children
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Old 02-08-2019, 12:25 PM
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1. It's against the Bible
2. It violates natural law
3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don't ask me how! - catch the gay too
7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
8. It's just icky
9. A woman needs a man.
10. They might infect our children
11. They are broken and just need reprogramming
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Old 02-08-2019, 02:02 PM
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1. It's against the Bible
2. It violates natural law
3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don't ask me how! - catch the gay too
7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
8. It's just icky
9. A woman needs a man.
10. They might infect our children
11. They are broken and just need reprogramming
12. I have to be openly hostile to gays so nobody will suspect I'm secretly attracted to other men.
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Old 02-08-2019, 04:05 PM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

1. It's against the Bible
2. It violates natural law
3. Being queer isn't manly.
4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can't have children together.
5. They are not gay, so can't imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don't ask me how! - catch teh gay too
7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
8. It's just icky
9. A woman needs a man.
10. They might infect our children
11. They are broken and just need reprogramming
12. I have to be openly hostile to gays so nobody will suspect I'm secretly attracted to other men.
13. SSM is obviously a bigger threat to the institution of marriage than domestic violence, child abuse and very high divorce rates. Duh.

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1. ... but it's cold out right now!

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Old 02-08-2019, 05:08 PM
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:56 PM
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4. Volcanoes are worse
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:13 PM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

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2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:40 PM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

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2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
6. Religious beliefs (It's all part of God's plan!)
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:10 PM
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1. ... but it's cold out right now!
2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
6. Religious beliefs (It's all part of God's plan!)
7. The climate's always been changing. Vast parts of our continents were under ice previously.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:19 PM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

1. ... but it's cold out right now!
2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
6. Religious beliefs (It's all part of God's plan!)
7. The climate's always been changing. Vast parts of our continents were under ice previously.
8. Climate scientists have to be alarmists in order to get money.
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:33 PM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

1. ... but it's cold out right now!
2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
6. Religious beliefs (It's all part of God's plan!)
7. The climate's always been changing. Vast parts of our continents were under ice previously.
8. Climate scientists have to be alarmists in order to get money.
9. Scientists have been wrong before.
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Old 02-09-2019, 12:13 AM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

1. ... but it's cold out right now!
2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
6. Religious beliefs (It's all part of God's plan!)
7. The climate's always been changing. Vast parts of our continents were under ice previously.
8. Climate scientists have to be alarmists in order to get money.
9. Scientists have been wrong before.
10. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
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Old 02-09-2019, 01:27 AM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

1. ... but it's cold out right now!
2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
6. Religious beliefs (It's all part of God's plan!)
7. The climate's always been changing. Vast parts of our continents were under ice previously.
8. Climate scientists have to be alarmists in order to get money.
9. Scientists have been wrong before.
10. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
11. If I believed that, I couldn't drive my enormous SUV guilt-free
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Old 02-09-2019, 09:31 AM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

1. ... but it's cold out right now!
2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
6. Religious beliefs (It's all part of God's plan!)
7. The climate's always been changing. Vast parts of our continents were under ice previously.
8. Climate scientists have to be alarmists in order to get money.
9. Scientists have been wrong before.
10. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
11. If I believed that, I couldn't drive my enormous SUV guilt-free
12. Scientists get funding from people who believe in climate change to do experiments backing up their claims. It's all about the cash.
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Old 02-09-2019, 05:49 PM
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Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

1. ... but it's cold out right now!
2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate
3. It's nothing but a liberal conspiracy!
4. Volcanoes are worse
5. It doesn't matter; we can always colonize Mars.
6. Religious beliefs (It's all part of God's plan!)
7. The climate's always been changing. Vast parts of our continents were under ice previously.
8. Climate scientists have to be alarmists in order to get money.
9. Scientists have been wrong before.
10. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
11. If I believed that, I couldn't drive my enormous SUV guilt-free
12. Scientists get funding from people who believe in climate change to do experiments backing up their claims. It's all about the cash.
13. If I don't believe it, how can it be true?

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Old 02-09-2019, 08:47 PM
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Old 02-10-2019, 10:13 AM
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4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
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Old 02-10-2019, 01:37 PM
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5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
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Old 02-10-2019, 06:49 PM
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5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
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5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
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5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
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Old 02-10-2019, 11:41 PM
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4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
9. Valentine's Day M&M assortment (red, pink and white)
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4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
9. Valentine's Day M&M assortment (red, pink and white)
10. candied rose petals
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:20 AM
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4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
9. Valentine's Day M&M assortment (red, pink and white)
10. candied rose petals
11. chocolate-covered cherries
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:25 AM
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Varieties of Valentine's Day candy and sweet treats

1. heart-shaped eclairs
2. Conversation hearts
3. Mama always said, life is like a....
4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
9. Valentine's Day M&M assortment (red, pink and white)
10. candied rose petals
11. chocolate-covered cherries
12. Cupcakes with plastic rings shaped like conversation hearts on top.
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Varieties of Valentine's Day candy and sweet treats

1. heart-shaped eclairs
2. Conversation hearts
3. Mama always said, life is like a....
4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
5. Heart shaped Reece's Peanut Butter cup.
6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
9. Valentine's Day M&M assortment (red, pink and white)
10. candied rose petals
11. chocolate-covered cherries
12. Cupcakes with plastic rings shaped like conversation hearts on top.
13. Edible undies!

Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.

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Old 02-11-2019, 11:42 AM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.


Which what I will be doing, my significant other is going on a well deserved vacation this Thursday.
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:55 AM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there...
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Old 02-11-2019, 12:25 PM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there...
4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual "unmade bed" look
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Old 02-11-2019, 01:44 PM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there...
4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual "unmade bed" look
5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
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Old 02-11-2019, 02:09 PM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there...
4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual "unmade bed" look
5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
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Old 02-11-2019, 06:52 PM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there...
4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual "unmade bed" look
5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
7. Read a good book.
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:34 PM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there...
4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual "unmade bed" look
5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
7. Read a good book.
8. Eat an entire Whitman's Sampler on your own
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Old 02-12-2019, 02:35 AM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there...
4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual "unmade bed" look
5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
7. Read a good book.
8. Eat an entire Whitman's Sampler on your own
9. I print out and give my students scientist-themed Valentine's cards

Examples: "I'm Sagan all my love for you!" (Carl Sagan, natch) and "You send me into a very excited state" (Niels Bohr) and "Nobody makes me glow quite like you" (Marie Curie; that's some dark humor there--I didn't create these myself BTW). I tell them to regift the card to their special someone.
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Old 02-12-2019, 09:24 AM
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Fun things you might do on Valentine's Day if you don't have a partner:

1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there...
4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual "unmade bed" look
5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
7. Read a good book.
8. Eat an entire Whitman's Sampler on your own
9. I print out and give my students scientist-themed Valentine's cards
10. Send horror-themed valentines to the weird girls at your workplace
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