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Mud gets good and mucked
Really, that's as it should be
Unmucked mud ain't cool
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Unmucked mud ain't cool
Let's talk of muck and mire
Drinking hot coffee.
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Old 02-03-2019, 01:48 AM
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Drinking hot coffee
Is not my cup of tea but
A cup of tea is.
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Old 02-03-2019, 07:12 AM
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A cup of tea is
Something I wish I enjoyed
Might try it again
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Old 02-04-2019, 09:22 AM
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Might try it again
Predict a Boston team win.
And see what happens.
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See what happens
When you use Cheez Whiz for paint?
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Old 02-05-2019, 02:22 AM
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It’s a disaster
when my brother confuses
shit and Shinola.
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Old 02-07-2019, 06:36 AM
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shit and Shinola
can't tell them apart. oh yeah,
one comes from the butt
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Old 02-12-2019, 01:16 PM
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One comes from the butt
The other comes from the mouth
You can't tell with Trump
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You can't tell with Trump.
You have to show with simple
Pictures, e.g. wall.
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Pictures, e.g., walls,
Are what Trump needs to understand
Most simple objects.
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Most simple objects
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Damn technology!
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It has been a long time since
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I’ve slammed the phone down
So many times in my mind.
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