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Old 01-24-2019, 01:06 PM
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Whose bloody handprint do I see on this bed sheet?
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Old 01-25-2019, 12:45 AM
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Yes, but why is he dead too?
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Old 01-25-2019, 12:50 AM
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Oops, ignore the above. I pulled a Siam Sam and didn't realize that there was another page.
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Old 01-25-2019, 01:15 AM
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Ignore the above? Do you think that we can unsee it now?
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Old 01-25-2019, 08:22 AM
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Doesn't saying 'unsee' imply a fair amount of regret in having seen something to begin with?
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Old 01-25-2019, 12:48 PM
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Old 01-26-2019, 12:47 AM
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Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh?
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Old 01-26-2019, 01:38 AM
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Didn't your mother tell you not to speak to strangers?
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Old 01-26-2019, 02:44 AM
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EH, were you watching the TCM broadcast of Taxi Driver the other night?
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Old 01-27-2019, 10:33 PM
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Didn't you just love Judd Hirsch in that?
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Old 01-29-2019, 12:31 PM
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Who is Judd Hirsch?
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Old 01-29-2019, 09:56 PM
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You don’t know who Judd Hirsch is?
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Old 01-29-2019, 10:07 PM
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Who is Judd Hirsch?
Ever watch the TV show Taxi?
Ever watch Independence Day?
Ever watch, or just see ads for the recently canceled TV show Superior Donuts?
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Old 01-29-2019, 10:20 PM
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Have I ever seen an entire episode of taxi or all of Independence Day?
I don't think I have? I also have never heard of Superior Donuts, have I?


What made the donuts superior?
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:24 PM
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Are they special donuts that don't magically make your clothes shrink?
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:48 PM
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Aren’t donuts a holy food?
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Old 02-01-2019, 12:14 AM
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I thoughts donuts were a hole-in-one?
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Old 02-01-2019, 02:22 AM
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Homer Simpson, "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
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Old 02-03-2019, 01:07 AM
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A donut is hole food, right?
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Old 02-03-2019, 08:35 PM
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Did you know the British spell it "doughnuts" and that as a child we pronounce it "dog nuts"?
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Old 02-05-2019, 01:22 AM
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And you expect us to believe that?
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Old 02-05-2019, 01:44 AM
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You mean you don't believe in dog nuts?
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Old 02-05-2019, 02:27 AM
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Do dogs believe in donuts?
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Old 02-05-2019, 02:38 AM
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Do donuts believe in dogs?
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Old 02-05-2019, 07:28 PM
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Can donuts believe in anything?
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Old 02-07-2019, 02:24 AM
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Don't you think that donuts believe in teeth and dumpsters?
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:08 PM
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If so, then wouldn't they be afraid of teeth and dumpsters?
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Old 02-08-2019, 12:25 AM
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But what are teeth and dumpsters afraid of?
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Old 02-08-2019, 12:30 PM
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Could they be afraid of dentists and trash trucks?
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Old 02-10-2019, 12:52 AM
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Isn't that from a poem?
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Old 02-10-2019, 01:55 AM
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Whose trash trucks these are I think I know?
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Old 02-10-2019, 01:59 AM
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Can good trash trucks eat two scoops of ice cream?
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Old 02-10-2019, 02:01 AM
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What has four wheels and flies?
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Old 02-10-2019, 02:17 AM
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A portable commode?
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Old 02-10-2019, 11:26 PM
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Any one else wager a guess?
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:29 AM
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Could it be a pickup truck full of manure?
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Old 02-18-2019, 03:50 PM
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Did that last post scare everyone away the last few days?
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Old 02-19-2019, 05:03 PM
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After that, what could anyone say?
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Old 02-19-2019, 06:02 PM
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Perhaps more importantly, who could say anything after that?
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:49 PM
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So I won the thread?
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:21 PM
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Looks like we've continued past that, Sam, so why would you think you won the thread?
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Siam Sam, aren’t you tired of winning yet?
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