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Old 01-14-2019, 01:19 PM
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Well…..there’s a puppy in the parlor,
And skillet on the stove,
And a smelly old blanket,
With a Navajo wove,
There’s a chicken on the table,
But you got to say grace,
There’s always something cooking at,
Old Joe’s Place
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Old 01-26-2019, 10:34 AM
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And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
"When you coming home, dad?"
"I don't know when"
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then"
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Old 01-27-2019, 11:12 AM
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I should be depressed
My life's a mess
But I'm having a good time
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Old 01-27-2019, 06:17 PM
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Lucky i'm sane after all i've been through
Everybody says i'm cool (he's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes i still do
Life's been good to me so far
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Old 01-29-2019, 02:06 PM
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Got no deeds to do, no promises to keep
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
Let the morning time drop all its petals on me
Life, I love you, all is groovy
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Old 01-30-2019, 01:10 PM
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When I'm in your arms, nothing seems to matter
My whole world could shatter; I don't care
Wouldn't you agree, baby, you and me
Got a groovy kind of love?
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Old 02-02-2019, 09:49 PM
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Groovin' on a Sunday afternoon.
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Old 02-04-2019, 06:31 PM
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Will you be staying after Sunday or go home on Monday
We gotta let this feeling grow or let it end
You say you care well if you do
Don't ever go I'm begging you
Don't let a lonely Monday come again
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Old 02-04-2019, 06:34 PM
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Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:21 PM
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Come Monday It'll be all right,
Come Monday I'll be holding you tight.
I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze
And I just want you back by my side.
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Old 02-09-2019, 03:44 PM
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Please come to LA to live forever
California life alone is just too hard to build
I live in a house that looks out over the ocean
And there's some stars that fell from the sky
Livin' up on the hill
Please come to LA
She just said no, boy, won't you come home to me
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Old 02-09-2019, 04:34 PM
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California calling
I'll be there right away
There's some beautiful women
Going to find me one
To show me how to ride the ultimate wave
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Old 02-10-2019, 02:13 AM
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They got some crazy little women there
And I'm gonna get me one
I'm gonna be standing on the corner
Twelfth Street and Vine
I'm gonna be standing on the corner
Twelfth Street and Vine
With my Kansas City baby
And a bottle of Kansas City wine
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:51 AM
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hey say the girls are something else on Broadway (on Broadway)
But looking at them just gives me the blues (on Broadway)
'Cause how ya gonna make some time
When all you got is one thin dime?
And one thin dime won't even shine your shoes (on Broadway)
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Old 02-11-2019, 10:59 AM
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Iíve seen the lights go out on Broadway
I saw the mighty skyline fall
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Old 02-15-2019, 06:33 PM
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That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
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Old 02-15-2019, 11:07 PM
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You're too young
And I'm too well hung
But tonight I'm gonna rock you
(Tonight I'm gonna rock you)
Tonight!
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Old 02-16-2019, 10:29 AM
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We're gonna rock this town
Rock it inside out
We're gonna rock this town
Make'em scream and shout
Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock
We're gonna rock till you pop
We're gonna rock till you drop
We're gonna rock this town
Rock it inside out
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Old 02-16-2019, 10:53 AM
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Baby, please don't rock me tonight
Please don't rock me tonight
Please don't rock me tonight
I'm not in the mood
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Old 02-16-2019, 05:44 PM
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Hep, hep, hep - hep like a hepper
Pep, pep, pep - hot as a pepper
Step, step, step - step like a stepper
We're muggin' and huggin'
We're in the mood now
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Old 02-16-2019, 07:44 PM
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Me mind on fire,
Me soul on fire
Feelin' Hot Hot Hot!
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Old 02-16-2019, 10:31 PM
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They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm too much!
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Old 02-17-2019, 11:34 AM
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Oh, it's too hot
(Too hot)
Too hot, lady
(Too hot)
Gotta run for shelter
Gotta run for shade
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:17 PM
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Under the Boardwalk, out of the sun
Under the Boardwalk, we'll be having some fun
Under the Boardwalk, people walking above
Under the Boardwalk, we'll be making love
Under the Boardwalk, Boardwalk
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February made me shiver
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All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is grey (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
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