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Old 09-10-2014, 04:43 PM
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Random Star Trek Quotes

Any series or movie, even the reboot. No novels or comix.
Put in context or be completely random.



Nuclear ... Wessels.
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Listen, that bacon is really bad. No, no kidding. It just stays with you the whole day.
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"Now, that's ... just ... lovely!"

"But not entirely unexpected."
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Better idea: Identify where each quote is from.

Winner at the end of the day gets a passion-filled long weekend with his or her favorite hot guest star (alien or otherwise)!

First three quotes:

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

TOS epsiode "I, Mudd"

TOS Blooper Reel.

NO GOOGLING!!!

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McCoy: Please, Spock, do me a favor and don't say it's fascinating.
Spock: No. But it is ... interesting.

and my all-time favorite:

McCoy: Spock! Do something!
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Uhura is busy, I am monitoring
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Old 09-10-2014, 04:59 PM
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Better idea: Identify where each quote is from.

Winner at the end of the day gets a passion-filled long weekend with his or her favorite hot guest star (alien or otherwise)!

First three quotes:

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

TOS epsiode "I, Mudd"

TOS Blooper Reel.

NO GOOGLING!!!
Wrong on #3
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But that's not the way it happened.
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Ug-ly. Ug-ly bags of most-ly wa-ter
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I believe you will also de-evolve into an earlier form of primate - possibly similar to a lemur or...pygmy-marmoset.

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Better idea: Identify where each quote is from.

Winner at the end of the day gets a passion-filled long weekend with his or her favorite hot guest star (alien or otherwise)!

First three quotes:

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

TOS epsiode "I, Mudd"

TOS Blooper Reel.

NO GOOGLING!!!
Not a game thread. Just a quote thread.
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The women!
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"This is the commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise. All cities and installations on Eminiar 7 have been located, identified, and fed into our fire control system. In 1 hour and 45 minutes, the entire inhabited surface of your planet will be destroyed.

You have that long to surrender your hostages."
A Taste of Armageddon, Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott. They were a tad more aggressive back in Kirk's day.
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Was Abdulah Bul Bul Ameer." ♪
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Wrong on #3
No, I'm not!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMfSgDt3gyc
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"Damnit, I'm a doctor, not a light switch!"

--Ad-libbed by Robert Picardo, who had never seen an episode of Star Trek before, and had never heard of "I'm a doctor, not a _____"
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Laddie, don't you think you should...rephrase that?
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Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
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I sense... great joy.

And gratitude.

Joy ... and gratitude.
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JANEWAY/QUEEN ARACHNIA: (Stroking the tip of Chaotica's phallic Death Ray generator) A formidable weapon!

CHAOTICA: (Smugly) The most powerful in the Cosmos!

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Laddie, don't you think you should...rephrase that?
"You're right, I should. I didn't mean to say the Enterprise should be hauling garbage, I meant it should be hauled away as garbage."

And the fight was on! That scene in the bar is my favorite scene in all of the original series.
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Random Star Wars Quotes

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Cry havoc!

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