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Old 09-11-2014, 07:22 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 07:33 PM
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You're so stolid! You weren't like that before the beard.

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Old 09-11-2014, 09:06 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:14 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:30 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 10:27 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 11:09 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 11:27 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 11:43 PM
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"You're bluffing!"

"Vulcans never bluff"

"No. I don't suppose that they do."
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Old 09-11-2014, 11:57 PM
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Old 09-12-2014, 05:39 AM
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"Well, I'm a trained psychologist. Perhaps I can help."
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Old 09-12-2014, 05:40 AM
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Old 09-12-2014, 05:43 AM
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My all-time favorite, as I remember it:

"A thousand throats can be cut in one night by a running man!"
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Old 09-12-2014, 05:52 AM
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"Oh, this? Just something I ... slipped on."
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Old 09-12-2014, 06:34 AM
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Ramming speed!



Tough little ship...
Little?
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Old 09-12-2014, 06:35 AM
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By Grabthar's hammer...



You managed to get your shirt off I see.



(Maybe we need another thread for these?)
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Old 09-12-2014, 06:36 AM
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That's not what he said, farm boy. "Admiral, if we were to assume those whales are ours to do with as we please, we would be as guilty as those who caused..." -- past tense! -- "...their extinction." I have a photographic memory. I see words.
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Old 09-12-2014, 09:50 AM
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Old 09-12-2014, 10:38 AM
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Old 09-12-2014, 10:39 AM
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Old 09-12-2014, 10:40 AM
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How many fingers am I holding up?

Dammit, Jim, that's not funny!
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Old 09-12-2014, 10:42 AM
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Carbon unit infestations.
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Old 09-12-2014, 10:51 AM
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Old 09-12-2014, 11:59 AM
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"Dammit Jim, I'm a proctologist, not a homosexual!"

ok I cheated
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Old 09-12-2014, 12:25 PM
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Old 09-12-2014, 12:44 PM
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Old 09-12-2014, 12:46 PM
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"Goin' back to Eden..."

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Old 09-12-2014, 01:31 PM
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"Oh, on the Starship Enterprise There's someone who's in Satan's guise, Whose devil's ears and devil's eyes Could rip your heart from you! At first his look could hypnotize, And then his touch would barbarize. His alien love could victimize... And rip your heart from you! And that's why female astronauts Oh very female astronauts Wait terrified and overwrought To find what he will do. Oh girls in space, be wary, be wary, be wary! Girls in space, be wary! We know not what he'll do."
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Old 09-12-2014, 01:42 PM
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No, Captain, some... thing. Cold, it was, like a... stinking draft out of a slaughterhouse, but it wasn't... really there. Like a... if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-12-2014, 02:35 PM
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Stiff man puttin' my mind in jail
Judge bangs his gavel, and he says "No bail!"
Gonna lick his hands, gonna wag my tail . . .
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Old 09-12-2014, 03:25 PM
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Old 09-12-2014, 03:54 PM
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Garak: Doctor, I don't understand why you're making these accusations. Everything I've told you has been the truth.
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Old 09-12-2014, 04:11 PM
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No, sir, I shall not withdraw a single charge that I have made. You are NOT Captain Kirk. You have ruthlessly appropriated his body, but the life entity within you is not that of Captain Kirk. You do NOT belong in charge of the Enterprise, and I shall do everything in my power against you.
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Old 09-12-2014, 05:37 PM
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"Dammit Jim, I'm a proctologist, not a homosexual!"

ok I cheated
One of my favorite Star Trek lines actually came from an SNL skit:

"Bones, we need your help, this woman is choking to death!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right."
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Old 09-12-2014, 06:39 PM
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Old 09-12-2014, 07:23 PM
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Old 09-12-2014, 07:29 PM
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Captain, I must protest. I am NOT a Merry Man!
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Old 09-12-2014, 10:19 PM
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"That which you call Ee’d Plebnista was not written for the chiefs or the kings or the warriors or the rich and powerful, but for all the people!...These words and the words that follow were not written only for the Yangs, but for the Kohms as well!...They must apply to everyone or they mean nothing!"
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Old 09-12-2014, 11:53 PM
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Old 09-13-2014, 07:51 PM
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Old 09-13-2014, 08:22 PM
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"some kind of star trek?"

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Old 09-13-2014, 08:29 PM
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"Space, the final* frontier"

*Said by Patrick Stewart, who put most emphasis on the "Cos we've gotten rid of bigotry you morons".
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Old 09-13-2014, 08:40 PM
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Old 09-13-2014, 09:19 PM
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One of my favorite Star Trek lines actually came from an SNL skit:

"Bones, we need your help, this woman is choking to death!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right."
You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?
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Old 09-13-2014, 10:09 PM
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You have to learn why things work on a starship...
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Old 09-14-2014, 02:06 AM
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"I will feed him."
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Dr. McCoy: Do you know what you get if you feed a tribble too much?

Capt. Kirk: A fat tribble.

Dr. McCoy: No. You get a whole bunch of hungry little tribbles.

Capt. Kirk: Well, Bones, all I can suggest... is you open up a maternity ward.
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