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Old 08-08-2016, 10:45 AM
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Old 08-08-2016, 10:48 AM
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Old 08-08-2016, 01:11 PM
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Old 08-08-2016, 01:48 PM
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Old 08-08-2016, 05:36 PM
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Old 08-08-2016, 06:35 PM
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Old 08-08-2016, 06:48 PM
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The top three words that make Annie-Xmas giggle uncontrollably: basilisk, nipple, sesquipedalian.
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Old 08-09-2016, 01:35 AM
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Old 08-09-2016, 05:39 AM
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Old 08-09-2016, 07:07 AM
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Old 08-09-2016, 08:54 AM
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Old 08-09-2016, 11:00 AM
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Old 08-09-2016, 11:05 AM
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Old 08-10-2016, 09:12 AM
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:47 AM
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Annie-Xmas is deep, deep, deep undercover for Hydra and has strict orders to not contact them for any reason.

At least that's what they said to her at the last meeting.
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Old 08-10-2016, 11:12 AM
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janis_and_c0 was born as Society's Child (Or so her parents had Been Thinking), but, as she grew up, Insanity Came Quietly to her Structured Mind. When The Man You Are in Me showed up (When the Party was Over At Seventeen) In the Winter, she Really Tied One On.

She Would have Liked to Dance, but all she got were some Roses, and that is because, as we all know, Love Is Blind.

But when she was Between the Lines, and asked her beau, "Will You Dance?", that was when That Grand Illusion came and entered her head, causing her to Fly Too High, alas.

Her wedding vows were "You Are Love, you are The Other Side of the Sun."

That night, Under the Covers, it was Every Woman's Song come true.
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Old 08-10-2016, 01:19 PM
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All things being equal, Annie-Xmas actually kinda prefers Easter.
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:53 AM
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:59 AM
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Frodo is trying desperately to get rid of an earring.
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:49 PM
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Old 08-12-2016, 11:27 PM
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Old 08-12-2016, 11:34 PM
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Old 08-13-2016, 11:48 AM
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Now I'll lose an ear too!!?
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Old 08-13-2016, 12:59 PM
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Old 08-13-2016, 02:14 PM
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davidm paid Michael Angelo to make a full size sculpture of him a la Michelangelo's David.

Unfortunately, Michael Angelo was no Michelangelo.

ETA: What am I, invisible?

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Old 08-13-2016, 11:22 PM
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Old 08-13-2016, 11:29 PM
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