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Professor Ludwig Von Drake here. Certified scientist, and all-around expert on brilliant things!
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Some cause must have created all this, but what caused that cause?
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:12 AM
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What's his name? Kuzcooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:16 AM
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Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:16 AM
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Oh. Then I guess you can't be who I thought.

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Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
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"Rapunzel."

"Gesundheit."
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:23 PM
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Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!

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Old 04-22-2017, 01:52 PM
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Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower, lives the mysterious bell ringer. Who is this creature?
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Old 04-22-2017, 06:49 PM
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*gasp* MALEFICENT!
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Old 04-22-2017, 08:45 PM
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Hello, Worthless. Miss me?
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Old 04-23-2017, 02:06 PM
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What on earth are you going to do with her?
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Together we'll save the princess, or die trying.
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:17 AM
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A champion does whatever it takes to win.
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Old 04-24-2017, 04:24 PM
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Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly raiment to a peddler's cloak. Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag's cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind to fan my hate. A thunderbolt to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.
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Old 04-25-2017, 09:01 AM
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Scarecrow, Scarecrow, the soldiers of the king fear his name!
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Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.
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Old 04-26-2017, 04:50 PM
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"I'm a fox."

"I'm a hound dog."
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Old 04-27-2017, 02:03 PM
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I'll bet that's why Brutus wouldn't let me in the truck, he knew that little pooch was in there.
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Old 04-27-2017, 03:31 PM
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I guess he's just a no 'count pup
But I wish that he were double
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Old 04-28-2017, 12:58 PM
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"Look, Anita! Puppies everywhere!"

"There must be a hundred of them!"
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Travis? If you could just come to like the pup. He's - he's *part* Old Yeller.
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Old 04-28-2017, 03:09 PM
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Everybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat
Who knows where it's at
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Old 04-29-2017, 11:38 AM
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If you want to win, you're going to need a better pet.
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Old 04-29-2017, 12:29 PM
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A dragon! A dragon! I swear I saw a dragon!
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Old 04-30-2017, 01:12 PM
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Actually, there are a lot of secret dragons.
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Old 04-30-2017, 05:37 PM
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Too bad you're not a real dragon, instead of a punk poet.
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Old 05-01-2017, 04:24 PM
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Which is too bad, but it's not debatable.
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Old 05-02-2017, 08:59 AM
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Just a little tip for the future, I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
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Old 05-02-2017, 12:39 PM
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Old 05-02-2017, 12:40 PM
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That's Dopey. He don't talk none.
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Old 05-03-2017, 10:01 AM
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But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days.
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Old 05-03-2017, 05:33 PM
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I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is your voice.
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Old 05-04-2017, 08:16 PM
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"Did you hear what I said?"

"Yes, I did. And we're just going to pretend that you never said it."
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Old 05-05-2017, 08:20 PM
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"I think it's trying to tell us something!"

"It's a car, woman, not Lassie!"
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Old 05-05-2017, 09:00 PM
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"That shaggy dog just stole my car!"
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:49 AM
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"I thought I should give you fair warning, we're taking the ship. Nothing personal."
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Oh, and one more thing. When you return to the ship, tell the whole crew to help themselves to me best rum.
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You'll always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Old 05-07-2017, 07:46 AM
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Yep, it's one of the prettiest scaffolds you ever built, Sheriff.
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If you want the Sheriff, I'm playing poker.
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There's a snake in my boot!
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Old 05-08-2017, 10:09 AM
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Relax, kid. There's no need to get worked up. Okay?
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Old 05-08-2017, 10:13 AM
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Pacha: Uh-oh.

Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha: Yep.

Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha: Most likely.

Kuzco: Bring it on.
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Hope you're up for a little adventure!
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Old 05-10-2017, 07:07 AM
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Think of a wonderful thought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells
Off you go like reindeer in the sky

You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly!
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Old 05-10-2017, 01:16 PM
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The more you try the more you fly and that's what really counts!

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Old 05-10-2017, 01:41 PM
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Well, I think I will have seen most everything
When I see an elephant fly!
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Old 05-10-2017, 01:42 PM
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Unnnnh... pink... elephants.
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Old 05-10-2017, 05:30 PM
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A heffalump or woozel is very confoozel
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