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Portobello Road, Portobello Road
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We're merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way to nowhere in particular!
We're merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way, though the roads are perpendicular!
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Old 05-14-2017, 01:18 PM
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How can I rest? Who's going to finish building the camp out at the lake? Who's gonna get the free lumber and who's gonna get the free labor?
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I don't want to go on an outing! I want to tidy up the nursery again!
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Old 05-15-2017, 01:54 PM
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A doctor's work is never done.
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Old 05-15-2017, 03:38 PM
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Good thing I pulled the right tooth, eh Prime Minister?
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:11 AM
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:37 PM
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He treats me so great and he's so much fun to be around. Look at this bracelet he got me for our one week-aversiry.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me... A SANDWICH!
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And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!
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You're gonna love it. Chef's been making his specialty: stuffed crab!
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"What's your name, what's your power?"

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