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Old 06-02-2017, 10:21 AM
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Isn't it great? It's a remote-controlled banana cream pie.
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Corners beautifully, doesn't it?
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Old 06-03-2017, 11:57 AM
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Last I checked, this van belonged to the universe.
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Old 06-03-2017, 03:03 PM
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And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.
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Old 06-04-2017, 08:17 AM
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And we are all connected to each other, in a circle, in a hoop that never ends. How high does the sycamore grow? If you cut it down, then you'll never know.
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So I will thank the Lord, for giving me the things I need, the sun and the rain and an apple seed.

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Old 06-07-2017, 10:49 AM
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Today I go from immigrant to high society.
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Old 06-08-2017, 08:22 PM
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As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way."
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Old 06-09-2017, 08:50 AM
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Old 06-09-2017, 11:24 AM
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The fluke is the duke of soul. (Yeah)
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Old 06-10-2017, 10:37 AM
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Poor unfortunate souls! In pain! In pain!
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Old 06-12-2017, 07:38 AM
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I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
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Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?

Peasant: Umm... food?

Yzma: Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!
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You've buttered your bread. Now SLEEP in it!
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Old 06-15-2017, 08:19 AM
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The princess *can* be woken from her death sleep, but only by... True Love's Kiss! This curse will last till the end of time! No power on Earth can change it!
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Old 06-15-2017, 09:58 AM
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All right! Let's go kiss Hans! Who is this Hans?
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Old 06-16-2017, 08:32 AM
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:49 AM
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Oh, and one more thing I forgot... Pixie dust!
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Old 06-18-2017, 04:32 PM
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I'm just the dust keeper guy. I'm not exactly seen as the most important fairy in Pixie Hallow.
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I've never had a best friend before so I can't be sure what it feels like. But I think it feels more like this, I do think I feel more like myself when I'm with you.
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Old 06-20-2017, 08:58 AM
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Old 06-21-2017, 08:26 AM
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Old 06-22-2017, 08:16 AM
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Oh this is the night
it's a beautiful night
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Old 06-24-2017, 03:13 PM
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Now we just have to survive this blizzard.
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