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OVERCAME

Obviously, very extreme REACTIONS can arrest meaningful exchanges.
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Old 02-06-2019, 08:37 AM
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Reiki energy altogether contradicts the intuitions of NEUROLOGICAL surgeons.
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Old 02-06-2019, 09:17 AM
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New England uses red, orange, lilac, olive, gold, indigo, crimson and LAVENDER.
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Old 02-07-2019, 02:59 AM
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Larry abruptly veers ever near DANISH evergreen rows.
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:15 AM
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DANISH

Dan Andrew NEDALANDER is so handsome.
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:36 AM
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Not every DALMATIAN ate liver, and neither did every retriever.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:08 AM
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Don't announce lazy, mad, and TENACIOUS inmates at noontime.


























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Old 02-09-2019, 06:04 AM
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Tristfully, every nihilist asks, "Can I only understand SENSELESSNESS?"
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Old 02-09-2019, 09:25 AM
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SENSELESSNESS?

Slowly Ellen nudged Steve, ENVELOPING Leslie's elder sister Susan's never ending senseless sadness.
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Old 02-09-2019, 11:27 AM
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Edward's naive valet explained lengthily our PRECARIOUS international negotiations gambit.
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Old 02-09-2019, 01:06 PM
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PRECARIOUS

Pervasive Republican ethics can attract religious IDEOLOGUES or unsophisticated simpletons.
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Old 02-09-2019, 02:04 PM
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I dislike evil OUTCOMES, like original genres, unlike Edward Seuss.
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Old 02-09-2019, 03:45 PM
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Once unscrambled, Trump came out MUTTERING entire sentences.
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Old 02-09-2019, 03:48 PM
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Most unusual Trump twitter: EXTREME rantings I'm now God.
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Old 02-09-2019, 05:29 PM
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EMTs X-rayed Trump, revealing extensive McDonalds ENTRAILS.
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:29 AM
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Even noticing Trump's rants always induces liver SPASMS
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:23 AM
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SUPRESSED, Pence acts 'straight man' steadfastly.
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Old 02-17-2019, 09:22 PM
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Sadly, uptight Presbyterians rarely experience sexual satisfaction especially DEACONS.
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DEACONS

Donut eating accelerates charges on nasal SECRETIONS.
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