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Well, this set of puns was going downhill anyway.
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Didn't you and your cousin run away with a couple of dishes?

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Well that's a knife in the back.
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Old 01-24-2018, 11:41 PM
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To the fork, sure it was. But we didn't worry too much about him; we just didn't have the tine.
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This utensil talk is getting more than just a ladle silly.
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Well that's pot calling the kettle black.
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Old 01-25-2018, 12:35 AM
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This utensil talk is getting more than just a ladle silly.
I dunno ... I thought the knife remark was pretty sharp.
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Old 01-25-2018, 12:38 AM
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I dunno ... I thought the knife remark was pretty sharp.
The knife remark was cleaver.
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Old 01-25-2018, 12:58 AM
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I dunno ... I thought the knife remark was pretty sharp.
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The knife remark was cleaver.
Yes, I'm glad he took a stab at it.
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The whole kitchen kanoodle of cooking puns are oven panned.
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Old 01-25-2018, 01:32 AM
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Let's dish!
I might join you in the kitchen if I am free. Let me check my colander.
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Old 01-25-2018, 04:44 AM
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Whaddaya think, boys and grills?
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Old 01-25-2018, 09:49 AM
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Don't be chicken. Be braise. Step up to the plate.
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Old 01-25-2018, 09:59 AM
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I don't oven say this but your comment seems half baked.
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Old 01-25-2018, 11:15 AM
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Okay, now I'm boiling mad; I mean really steamed, ready to be peeled off the ceiling. I wouldn't be surprised if I stove in someone's head. And don't tell me to simmer down!
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Old 01-25-2018, 12:07 PM
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Not well, but not rare either.
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Now just doing a slow burn, but for awhile there it was sear-ious.
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Old 01-25-2018, 02:42 PM
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When you were in Bamako, Chefguy, did you like your eggs Mali-coddled?
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Old 01-25-2018, 03:09 PM
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Sounds like something really stirred Chefguy up. I don't know what he's stewing about.
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Old 01-25-2018, 04:10 PM
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I've sifted through my emotions and find that I can rise above them.
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That would be the yeast you could do.
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Old 01-25-2018, 07:02 PM
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That would be the yeast you could do.
Having been born and bread in Alaska, I can claim to be a Sourdough.
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Old 01-25-2018, 09:46 PM
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That's good, because if you came from France, all you'd be is a pain.
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Old 01-26-2018, 12:34 AM
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I think you should focaccia attention on the positive aspects of bread.
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Old 01-26-2018, 01:58 AM
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Or you could just baguette.
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Do you really knead to say it like that?
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Old 01-26-2018, 04:09 AM
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When my cats are happy, they knead. They knead treats, they knead food, they knead toys, they knead me to play with them....
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Old 01-26-2018, 07:49 AM
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You should put that 'puss in boots'!
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Old 01-26-2018, 10:15 AM
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John Wlikes Boots was a real heel.
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Old 01-26-2018, 10:21 AM
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Podiatrist, heel thyself.
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Old 01-26-2018, 10:54 AM
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You people who always try to get the upper hand have no sole.
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:00 AM
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These foot remarks are too easy. People will think we are nothing but loafers.
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Old 01-26-2018, 12:34 PM
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"Are those new shoes?" Tom asked archly.
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Caution: Don't wear a thin easy-on shoe on the ice because it is slippery.
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Is there a boot camp for podiatrists?
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Waffle stomper: A reporter who can get a straight answer from a politician.
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Hurting your leg would be painful, hurting your arm would be humerus.
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Old 01-26-2018, 03:35 PM
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Hear about the radical Irishman who pretended that he broke his leg? Yep, it was a shin feign.
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If Scarlett O'Hara had been in Northern Ireland and gone on a hunger strike, would it have been a belle fast?
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Old 01-26-2018, 05:01 PM
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Put a Cork in it.
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Old 01-26-2018, 08:29 PM
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O, and will ye be ceasin' with the erin o' your ways, then, or, perhaps, maybe they'll go on until their dublin?
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Children of the potato famine survivors are now officially known as tater tots.

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They're really big on YouTuber.
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:33 PM
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