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True, although Id rather do it in the a/c.

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Old 03-01-2018, 11:23 AM
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True, but I do enjoy my sweets.

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False I guess?


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False. All of my work crushes are age appropriate.

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Old 03-01-2018, 04:55 PM
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True, but would rather pet my dogs

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Old 03-01-2018, 05:35 PM
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False, I am just about to get my driver's license actually


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False. Never in a million years.

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Old 03-01-2018, 07:52 PM
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False, but I more than made up for it later.

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Old 03-01-2018, 07:57 PM
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False, but the cardinal isn't exactly scarce here in rural Indiana.

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Old 03-01-2018, 07:58 PM
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ninja'd

False. I just tried but didn't finish it. And stop calling us posers.

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Old 03-01-2018, 08:18 PM
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False. I just tried but didn't finish it. And stop calling us posers.

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True. But I have a yuuuge brain. Truly massive.

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Old 03-01-2018, 09:55 PM
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Old 03-02-2018, 07:39 AM
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False. Born in the USA.


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Old 03-02-2018, 07:41 AM
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Oh, I've grokked Heinlein for some time now.

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False. I lived overseas for a year.

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Old 03-02-2018, 05:35 PM
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True. I worked for several years as a scuba instructor, logging a few thousand dives.

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Old 03-02-2018, 05:37 PM
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True- saw Book of Mormon around Christmas

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Old 03-02-2018, 06:20 PM
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True, but only around the holidays. I'm not an adventurous cook.

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Old 03-02-2018, 07:48 PM
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True. It's actually been more like 2.5 decades.

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Old 03-02-2018, 07:56 PM
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True and false, over 50, not a virgin

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Old 03-02-2018, 09:02 PM
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False. I like meat, but don't eat much due to having a very tight budget.


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Old 03-04-2018, 04:50 PM
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True. Unnecessary is the one that always gets me.

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Old 03-04-2018, 06:51 PM
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True. Had one this morning.

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Old 03-04-2018, 06:53 PM
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True. Had one this morning.

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Omg so true. Fuck all that noise.

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True: 'Nuff said.

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False. VERY false, alas.

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Old 03-04-2018, 10:30 PM
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True and False. None of my own, but I did accidentally break my younger sister's arm when I was a child.


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False. I've been a passenger on a couple occasions.

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Old 03-05-2018, 11:07 AM
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True. I was President of the Bluff Players for awhile and performed in a half a dozen roles.


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Old 03-05-2018, 03:48 PM
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True. Although they don't always bother me so I like to say that I'm irritated by them.


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False. I abhor my Styrofoam underwear.

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Old 03-05-2018, 07:33 PM
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False, donate me to science, cremate me, stick me in a box, I dont really care.

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True. Dogs are far superior.

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One paper yes, but it really seems like the home owns me.

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Old 03-05-2018, 09:10 PM
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False. I'd been out of high school for 12 years when that song came out. I nervously slow danced to James Taylor's "Fire & Rain".

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False. I'm fickle. I'll read almost anything. I do like Holmes, though.

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False. Not even one.

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Old 03-06-2018, 09:58 AM
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False- but my wife regularly threatens to shoot ME for snoring too loud.


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Old 03-07-2018, 03:38 PM
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How dare you say that about Madame Pepperwinkle? Er, uh, oh, I mean False.

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Old 03-08-2018, 08:30 AM
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Old 03-08-2018, 10:04 AM
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Old 03-08-2018, 06:21 PM
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False, more like a wading pool.

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