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#251
04-19-2018, 10:49 AM
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You said a mouthful, I'll bring an orange
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#252
04-19-2018, 11:04 AM
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Is that a fern I see? Check out that sporange.
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#253
04-19-2018, 11:08 AM
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The Jeeves books feature one Percy Gorringe.
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#254
04-19-2018, 11:22 AM
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Yeah, and old Marley was as dead as a door hinge.
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#255
04-19-2018, 03:08 PM
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Star Trek marathon today, so more binge.
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#256
04-19-2018, 03:14 PM
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Then to the pub to enjoy a pint
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#257
04-19-2018, 03:56 PM
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The wife can't drink 'cause she's enseint.
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#258
04-19-2018, 04:01 PM
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All this talk is making me thirsty.
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#259
04-19-2018, 04:10 PM
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But if I have too much beer my bladder will get bursty.
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#260
04-19-2018, 04:15 PM
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Pass me down my Coca-Cola,
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#261
04-19-2018, 04:17 PM
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Just like that, you can't even say, "Hola!"?
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#262
04-19-2018, 04:45 PM
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Guten Tag! Konnichi Wa! Bonjour, and Aloha!
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#263
04-19-2018, 04:55 PM
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#264
04-20-2018, 08:19 AM
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Doha is the capital of the State of Qatar.
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#265
04-20-2018, 09:07 AM
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You got your chocolate on my peanut butter!
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#266
04-20-2018, 09:13 AM
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Actually, I still prefer catarrh
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#267
04-20-2018, 09:38 AM
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Who cares, as long as they let me play my guitar.
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#268
04-20-2018, 09:45 AM
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May I accompany you upon my zither?
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#269
04-20-2018, 10:27 AM
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And where shall we play, yon or hither?
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#270
04-20-2018, 11:31 AM
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Though running too far may become dangerous.
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#271
04-20-2018, 11:38 AM
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That's a decision you may leave to us
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#272
04-20-2018, 11:41 AM
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But for what reason would we be running?
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#273
04-20-2018, 12:25 PM
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People react badly to all this punning.
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#274
04-20-2018, 03:15 PM
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That's their loss. Have they no good taste?
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#275
04-20-2018, 03:27 PM
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Oh, they taste very good, at least in tomato paste.
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#276
04-20-2018, 04:05 PM
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or perhaps a nice chianti served with fava beans
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#277
04-20-2018, 04:14 PM
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To curry fava, fava curry, I'f ya knows what I means.
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#278
04-20-2018, 05:45 PM
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I love children--deep-fried in batter.
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#279
04-20-2018, 06:10 PM
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You don't like proverbial 'pitter-patter'?
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#280
04-21-2018, 12:15 AM
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Some people, ya know, they ain’t got no class.
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#281
04-22-2018, 01:49 AM
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Hey, none of your sass!
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#282
04-22-2018, 08:41 AM
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Some people ain't got no principles either.
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#283
04-22-2018, 10:03 AM
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Some principals ain't got no pupils neither.
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#284
04-22-2018, 11:35 AM
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There is just a general lack of scruples.
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#285
04-22-2018, 02:35 PM
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Have you noticed that among your pupils?
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#286
04-23-2018, 12:45 PM
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kids today are no good. Now get off my lawn!
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#287
04-23-2018, 01:09 PM
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This in not your yard and I am not your pawn.
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#288
04-23-2018, 01:10 PM
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Time for a mid-day nap--yawn!
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#289
04-23-2018, 01:51 PM
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And with that, the rotten kids are gone.
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#290
04-23-2018, 02:06 PM
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One of my favorite Star Wars characters is Grand Admiral Thrawn.
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#291
04-23-2018, 02:09 PM
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,,,and Yoda, and Solo, and so on and so on.
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#292
04-23-2018, 02:17 PM
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Don't forget the Ewoks..
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#293
04-23-2018, 03:27 PM
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Of course not. I mow them down with Glocks.
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#294
04-23-2018, 03:42 PM
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May the Force be with you always
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#295
04-23-2018, 03:53 PM
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At the risk of making a cross-over, "Live long and prosper" all of your days!
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#296
04-23-2018, 04:09 PM
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Didn't Harry Potter say that to Doctor Who?
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#297
04-23-2018, 10:41 PM
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Nay, 'twas Radagast said it to Louis Wu!
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#298
04-23-2018, 10:47 PM
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Quarter of 11:00, time to hit the hay.
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#299
04-23-2018, 10:55 PM
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It has been a eventful day.
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#300
04-24-2018, 01:30 AM
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Now off I go to my cozy bed
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