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a one bedroom house
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Necrophiliacs
Use lots of cologne but not
For what it attracts.

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Use lots of cologne
Here is one that's guaranteed
To make your love moan.
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One that's guaranteed!
Have you heard of cannabis?
Perhaps a wee weed?
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You have cannabis?
Letís meet. I think that weíre all
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Not going to heaven
Is no big deal. On my must-
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No big deal on my
Scale of pain, it rates a one
I didn't even cry.
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Not going to heaven
Is no big deal. On my must-
See list, it's eleven.
Oops, eleven rhymes nicely but has too many syllables. Just pretend it's seven.
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Needles and leather
Should work at keeping this old
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Work at keeping this
Rhyming haiku thread going so
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Rhyming haiku thread
Keeps your numbers honest and
Proves poetic cred.
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Old 01-28-2019, 01:55 AM
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Proves poetic cred
ainít enough to say that what
just needs to be said.
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Ain't enough to say
Make rhyme from the middle line?
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From the middle line
I count my check out items
I have only nine.
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This is my check out:
Iíll rest in peace if I find
A nice cool hangout.
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Trump presidency:
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One day seemed as like
The day before and after
The plant is on strike.
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Before and afta
Trump screws with trade agreements
We'll have NAFTA

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Agreements screws Trump
whoís afraid of things that can
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