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Old 01-11-2019, 04:25 AM
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I - am consistent
you - are predictable
she - is a total stick in the mud

I - am creative
you - are eccentric
he - is a fuckin' loon

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Old 01-11-2019, 05:56 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 06:24 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 08:21 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:09 AM
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I brief ;
You leak;
He has been prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act.
Bernard Wooley said

"I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he's being charged under section 2A of the Official Secrets Act."
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:15 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:17 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:21 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:46 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:49 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:59 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 10:01 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:01 AM
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I - drive correctly
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:33 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:31 PM
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Old 01-11-2019, 08:56 PM
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Old 01-12-2019, 12:20 AM
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Old 01-14-2019, 09:41 PM
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Old 01-15-2019, 07:18 AM
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Old 01-15-2019, 09:06 AM
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Old 01-15-2019, 09:17 AM
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Old 01-15-2019, 11:02 AM
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Old 01-15-2019, 04:49 PM
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Old 01-16-2019, 10:26 AM
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Old 01-16-2019, 02:23 PM
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Old 01-16-2019, 02:34 PM
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Old 01-17-2019, 07:23 AM
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Old 01-17-2019, 08:16 AM
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I appreciate the virtuosity displayed by the great masters of classic rock.
You are too unimaginative to listen to any new music.
He is totally stuck in the past, man.
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Old 01-17-2019, 04:42 PM
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I take great care with the activities of my department
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Old 01-18-2019, 02:26 PM
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I take great care with the activities of my department
You micromanage
He is a monomaniacal control freak.
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Old 01-19-2019, 09:41 AM
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Old 01-21-2019, 08:49 AM
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Old 01-21-2019, 03:54 PM
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Reminds me of George Carlin's, "Everyone who drives slower than you is a moron; everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac."

I appreciate a good book
You are a bit of a bookworm
She should get outside more often
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Old 01-22-2019, 11:15 AM
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Old 01-22-2019, 12:56 PM
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Old 01-22-2019, 01:00 PM
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Old 01-22-2019, 01:58 PM
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Old 01-23-2019, 12:42 AM
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Old 01-23-2019, 09:34 AM
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Old 01-23-2019, 10:11 AM
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Old 01-23-2019, 02:59 PM
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Old 01-23-2019, 03:13 PM
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Old 01-23-2019, 03:19 PM
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Old 01-23-2019, 04:32 PM
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Old 01-25-2019, 08:34 AM
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Old 01-25-2019, 12:57 PM
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Old 01-26-2019, 09:52 AM
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Old 01-26-2019, 02:06 PM
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Old 01-27-2019, 12:03 AM
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