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Did you kill him?

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Old 08-30-2018, 10:42 AM
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This thread is actually 49 pgs in dog years.
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Had no idea we were doing it doggy style.
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I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.
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I'm here to kill threads and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
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I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.
I ain't afeared of no stinkin' prophecy or plagues. Whatcha think this is, the dark ages??

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Had no idea we were doing it doggy style.
Was it as good for you as it was for burpo?
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street lights, thermometers and sdmb threads go dark often enough on my watch, somebody pinch me awake.
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At your service --

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The "Stupid Republican idea of the day" is 9 1/2 years old.
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SRIotD peaked around 2015, then that one guy came in and started sucking up all the O2. The Clusterfuck thread is moving at a faster pace that SRIotD ever did over the long haul. And that is with the Butthurt thread and at least 2 Muller-related threads.
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Do you know why they bury attorneys at a depth of 25 feet instead of the standard 6?

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Because deep down, lawyers a good people.
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We happened to be in eastern Colorado on US50 between Hasty and Lamar when we spotted the infamous Milepost 419.9 – in Washington, along the Pataha grade on US12 between 419 and 421 is a green marker that says “mile” but has no number on it.
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This has nothing to do with, "The Green Mile," does it?
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Almost 36 hours without breathing. It almost died .
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Since we're talking about threads "dying", I have a question. What defines a "dead thread"? Is is subjective, or is there actually a given amount of time involved, or is it when it eventually scrolls out of sight?
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running coach would tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.
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I don't kill. I report.

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Speaking of holy snacks, I just picked up a dozen from Dunkin' Donuts.
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Well my kids do at the moment, I can tell ya that.
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