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Whoooooa

So stop asking "Are we there yet?"
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Old 04-15-2019, 06:11 AM
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Oh, oh, oh, oh
I've got a girl named Rama Lama
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She's everything to me
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
She really hates her parents
For the stupid name they gave her.
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Old 04-15-2019, 09:21 AM
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Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell


Which is a really stupid way to play a guitar. I mean, he'd just grab it by the neck and wave it around. Weird kid.
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Old 04-15-2019, 11:45 AM
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After all the hell you've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise you.
After all that's been said and done
You're just a part of me that won't let go.

You're going to "make it up to me" for the torn out hair, the black eye, the two knocked out teeth and the broken arm? I'm coming over with the cops, I'm getting my things, and I've got a restraining order against you.

IT'S OVER, creep.

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Old 04-17-2019, 01:51 AM
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Love, love, love is all you need

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Old 04-17-2019, 01:55 AM
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Old 04-17-2019, 10:57 AM
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Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

As long as you use a condom. Or two.
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Old 04-19-2019, 02:12 PM
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Well I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies


OK, I didn't use the recycling bin when I threw out my trash. It's a shame, but it's not that big a deal.
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