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Old 05-12-2019, 07:39 PM
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I take it she wasn't a student of history? They love dates.
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Old 05-12-2019, 10:12 PM
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Did she give you a raisin?
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Old 05-12-2019, 10:26 PM
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Is your question related to the currant discussion?
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Old 05-12-2019, 11:08 PM
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No, it’s related to the converse of this discussion.

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Old 05-13-2019, 12:18 AM
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That Chuck! He just won't stop.
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Old 05-13-2019, 04:12 AM
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Until he has a well-grounded beef with it, of course,
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Old 05-13-2019, 07:40 AM
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Of coarse, he is rather gauche.
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Old 05-14-2019, 02:13 AM
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Old 05-14-2019, 03:39 AM
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I understand that Queen Elizabeth honoured a beef cow. He's now known as Sir Loin.

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That imposed mimicry by the monarchy is udder malarkey.
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Old 05-14-2019, 08:26 AM
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Are you guys going to keep milking this?
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:13 AM
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Why not? This is only 2% of my day.
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Old 05-14-2019, 11:43 AM
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I just skimmed over it.
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Old 05-14-2019, 02:14 PM
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Just as long as you don't get sour.
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Old 05-14-2019, 07:03 PM
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My toes got amputated. I can’t stand it! I’m totally lack toes intolerant!
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:29 PM
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I wonder how much less I would whey without toes.
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:41 PM
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Be sure to use safe handling procedures. I don't want you to get ptomaine poisioning.
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Old 05-15-2019, 07:50 AM
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Are cynics poisonous?
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Old 05-15-2019, 08:43 AM
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No but they're a pain in the arsenic.
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Old 05-16-2019, 01:54 AM
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My high school chemistry teacher asked me to name an inert gas. Sadly, I'd just suffered a small injury in the lab. So I replied, "Sorry, I just bumped my neon the desk."
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Old 05-16-2019, 07:48 AM
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Jokes about noble gasses never get a reaction.
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Old 05-16-2019, 07:57 AM
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They bomb every time, atom style.
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Old 05-16-2019, 08:39 AM
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I would talk about uranium, but I am clearly out of my element here.
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Old 05-16-2019, 12:34 PM
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Uranium?!? What about my anium?!
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Old 05-16-2019, 10:48 PM
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It's eating pasta. It wants to carb-on, to prepare for a marathon.
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Old 05-16-2019, 11:33 PM
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Would that pasta be Spaghetti Carbonara?
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Old 05-17-2019, 12:57 AM
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Only if cooked by Penne, from The Big Bang Theory.
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Old 05-17-2019, 02:15 AM
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Oops, wrong thread.

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Old 05-17-2019, 02:29 AM
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Only if cooked by Penne, from The Big Bang Theory.
Sheldon would say "That's real Eye-talian!"
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Old 05-17-2019, 07:46 AM
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Genoa good Italian restaurant around here?
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Pizza heck out of me.
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:22 AM
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I know of a topless Italian restaurant but it's a little too saucy for me.
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Old 05-17-2019, 11:16 AM
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A clear view of Naples is not for everyone.
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Old 05-17-2019, 01:02 PM
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Venice the lasagna gonna be ready?
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Old 05-17-2019, 11:12 PM
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I knew an Italian chef who died. He pasta way.
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Old 05-17-2019, 11:57 PM
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I'll be busy tomorrow. Have to mow Milan.
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Old 05-18-2019, 12:48 AM
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You'll be at it until the wheels fall off. Milan was never mowed in a day.
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Old 05-18-2019, 01:55 AM
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Old 05-18-2019, 03:30 AM
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Old 05-18-2019, 09:25 AM
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That’s just Sicily!
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Old 05-19-2019, 06:08 AM
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Okay, how about buying Capri pants?
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Old 05-19-2019, 10:27 PM
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Capri pants are a Syracuse for trousers.
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Old 05-20-2019, 12:13 AM
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Only to those who are acting inseam-ly.
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Old 05-20-2019, 12:29 AM
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Old 05-20-2019, 01:11 AM
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Hang on, I have to clear my throat. A-hem.
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Old 05-20-2019, 01:14 AM
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I love this thread.
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It can't be more scary than all that Bologna earlier.
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Old 05-20-2019, 02:12 AM
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Go ahead, Covfefe. Ham it up, why don'tcha?
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Old 05-20-2019, 03:18 AM
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No, I shouldn't dilly-deli; meat me halfway.
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