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Urinatorial:

Describing any oratory speech given on the 7th planet.

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Crap! Don't want Chris to yell at me again so...

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Buxom altar boy.

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fiertamar A strong undercurrent in the Gulf of Mexico

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Scabbinum - the place where fallen off scabs congregate.


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pikanection: coupling of coldwater fish


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Better yet: clarifaction
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proboscobility The study of nasal/insect proximity. More specifically, if the subject inhales sharply while a mosquito is near their nose, which nostril is the bug more likely to get sucked into.

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(clarifaction of course is the process of making something better understood by telling the truth about it. SDMB for example. Its opposite being clarifiction which is making something better understood by lying about it. Most any high school classes spring to mind...)
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Olioffic - Having margerine like qualities.

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Tunella: A paste-like condiment consisting of ground tuna and hazelnuts, spread on toast for breakfast in Canada.

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flangeristomy : Surgery to correct over extensive liposuction.
sipplagia : Drooling while drinking from a straw, caused by numbness of the lips, due to sipping on too many straws.

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Not being able to spell the largest US river fast enough.

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Oops, that'd be for Sipplagia.
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euphraidalalia - flowering plant with tongue shaped blossoms which grows in the Euphrates River valley

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I have to go back to this one: philanthographic - Watching National Geographic for the sole purpose of seeing the naked natives.

techmawash - making up technical sounding words to sound important or confuse.

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teckmawish-someone who wants to learn electronics
New word:dextrocolliphren
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Glyngwyr:

1. A pewter device used in Medieval times to measure the correct length of a monk's tonsure;

2. Welsh for "there-is-peanut-butter-on-the-roof-of-the-mouth-of-my-second-born-male-child."


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Old 01-05-2000, 09:15 AM
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Sligocity: measurement of snail's slime viscocity.

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mardwarka: (Australian Aborigines) the uneasiness felt when a boomerang does not return.


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tonjugal: pertaining to intimate visits to prison inmates by the morbidly obese

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Backcider:

the fermented and distilled liquor obtained from perspiration collecting in the upper buttock crevice, considered a delicacy among several Borneo tribes.


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Animemosity: Agressive tendencies to want to perform violent martial arts attacks on strangers after watching japanese cartoons.

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Denoberation: n. -- The process of asking for a phone number with clogged nasal passages.

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Frackasac - A New Jersey Indian tribe.

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Old 01-05-2000, 10:34 AM
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Norangle -- Bent birth control implants.


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Old 01-05-2000, 10:37 AM
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Norangle: One of the famed American quintuplets (See Neitherangle, Eitherangle, Orangle and Oohthatsit) who were named while their parents were using a protractor to design the space shuttle.

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Old 01-05-2000, 10:42 AM
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Amphikneebriate To imbibe until one is reduce to walking on one's knees.

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Herpsichore:

The Grek Muse of sexually transmitted diseases.


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Skoatch: The urge to scratch and/or wash after viewing someone chewing tobacco

Herpsichore: The muse of sexually transmitted diseases

Fishmitism

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Oooh! Simulpost!

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Fishmitism:

An affliction of older inhabitants of New York delicatessens, causing them to order "gefilte fish mit dat". See also Antifishmitism.

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Catrandom: how embarassing to beat you to posting by a nanosecond, only to misspell a simple word--and you a copy editor! I hang my head.

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Roundelitis -- an inflammation of an all-girl 60s singing group.

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Prefectolate:

late 19th-Century Eton (British Public School) slang:

a boy given the responsibility of changing the drool cups on the older schoolmasters.

fritterousness


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Genablaccusative: the set of chromosomes that determines how confrontational a person is.


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Expreciate - the act of smilingly thanking someone for a gift you secretly think is crap warmed over.

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quenditis: A rare medical disorder characterized by experiencing a ringing sensation in the ears while attempting to pick the top two finishers in a horse or dog race.

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puboquialism -- 1)Public connotation of a word, or 2) the diefication of the equine pubis.
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puboquialism -- 1)Public connotation of a word, or 2) the diefication of the equine pubis.

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dancolium: A polymer floor covering made by a company based in Copenhagen.

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mearless: Answer to the question, "Why are you deaf?"

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Poddy: Where sick people go to the bathroom

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By the way Elmer, thanks for the new sig line.

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yuhlamperosa - a common bastarfication of the scrotonym, shamalamadiNgdoNg, meaning: huh?

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undesproingulated: referring to the state of poorly-maintained grass on a golf course green

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zerumbification - A process used to create German measles vaccine.

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zerumblification: The act rendering a group knife fight moot, by pulling out an Uzi.

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gorm: The gelatinous mixture of lint and petrolatum in the cap of a tube of Chapstick.

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gorm: From the acronym G.O.R.M. Guys Over Randy Moss, a group of Minnesotan activists who called for the firing of the one-time Viking great.

Thufferin, you threw an "L" in there where there wasn't one, but what the heck.

Frijolith: Scandanavian holiday celebrated by sliding on icy ponds with bare butts.

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