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Old 01-10-2000, 01:28 AM
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squenf <slang> an all purpose adjective. That young lady is squenf. Yeah, but he's too squenf. From a saturday morning cartoon series voiced by Scott Baio.

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Reticozzy, adj. A word of measure, always accompanied by a word of amount (i.e., very reticozzy, slightly reticozzy, etc.) that describes how likely someone is to snuggle up against Italian food.

Kersplitsden.

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Old 01-10-2000, 04:19 PM
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Kersplitsden: The actual sound made when a cartoon character slips on a banana peel.

Phrenilysofication.

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Old 01-10-2000, 04:27 PM
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Kersplitsden: The actual sound made when a cartoon character slips on a banana peel.

Phrenilysofication.

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Old 01-10-2000, 04:37 PM
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Phrenilysofication: The procedure used to disinfect the head before entering a temple.

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Kersplitsden: The actual sound made when a cartoon character slips on a banana peel.

Phrenilysofication.

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Justin: in the nick of; barely.
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Terribly sorry about the triple post. Bad server! No treat for you!

Jracabarak: Little known Islamic month before Ramadan, where you gorge yourself silly in preparation for fasting.

Asphygniate.

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Old 01-10-2000, 05:06 PM
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Tennhippie: Yup, that's my unfortunate moniker. Heard justin time, justin case, this justin...Of course, my last name is Sexton. That's a real fun one in grade school.

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Asphygniate - when you start coughing on inhaled spit. You know, that sort of embarassing moment when you start coughing like you've got the plague, and people ask "What's wrong?" This word allows you to answer without saying "I inhaled my own spit" and feeling stupid. "I was asphygniating".
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Uh, Surgoshan? I think you forgot something...
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Old 01-10-2000, 09:20 PM
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No, he didn't; JSexton submitted two different words as a result of the multi-post et. al.; specifically:

Phrenilysofication: An early form of psychology, practiced by hitting someone upon the head in certain places in order to achieve certain changes in personality and virtues.

Try Aioudiolus.

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Old 01-11-2000, 12:53 AM
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AioudiolusThe ablility to hear some, but not all, vowel sounds.

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Glascorupsy - the ability of a new pair of prescription glasses to teleport themselves into garbage disposals, under reclining chairs, under heavy boxes/furniture, or into any other position hazardous to their being worth the small fortune you paid for them.

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Old 01-11-2000, 01:16 PM
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Sraclicocctious: of or having the texture of the coccyx.

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Old 01-11-2000, 01:25 PM
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Skwerlaptics:

The American Ozark's version of Ebonics.


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gangliatronic Refering to an ultradurable "street-proof" hand-held radio manufactured by Radio Shack and marketed to N'er-do-wells.

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Old 01-11-2000, 01:48 PM
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gangliatronic: requiring interconnection with a snarl of six foot power and signal cables all wedged into the inch and half of available shelf space

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Old 01-11-2000, 01:49 PM
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Gangliatronic: The unconsciousness that results from having one's nervous system short-circuited by having to listen to "It's A Small World After All" repeatedly.

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Old 01-11-2000, 01:55 PM
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quadgy - The state of mind in which you constantly think you're hearing ducks.

Antimonial - adj. the opposite of Monial.

Monial - adj. willing to sleep with or give sexual favors to any person with any degree of authority or celebrity. Origin: A certain intern.

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Old 01-11-2000, 02:01 PM
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The art of taking photographs of miniature collies.

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Badgwhiskin:

An obsolete term for a native servant to British Army officers in India. Before a parade, the officer's cap badge, buttons, medals, etc., would be polished by the badgwhiskin-wallah.


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Old 01-11-2000, 02:33 PM
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Jankiferous - Descriptive of the metal material used to construct statues of political figures in South Dakota.

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Dicapricous: The state of mind of teenage girls who love Leo today, loved Keanu yesterday, and will love David Boreanaz tomorrow.

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Old 01-11-2000, 02:40 PM
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Sigh. That's "dicapricious."

I can spell real words, it's the made-up ones I can't handle.

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Panfelicitous - The ability to say "hello" in all known spoken languages including Esperanto.

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Old 01-11-2000, 08:22 PM
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Matricene The popular term for the rotoscoping techinque seen in the "Gap Swing" commercial and the "TGIFriday's" commercial as well as recent movies.

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psytomostion: Coined by the band Aerosmith, this term refers to harmonic convergence and the effects of karma upon a traveling rock and roll band. This word would have been the title of one of their first major hits were in not for Uri Geller threatening a lawsuit. Geller claimed that the use of the phrase 'psy' in a form other than specifically claiming that Geller had true mental powers was libel. In order to avoid the suit, Steven Tyler quickly changed the song's title to the less intelligible, but similarly scanning and sounding "Sweet Emotion."

Okay, if that wasn't too labored or bizzare, try: jinphletic.

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jinphletic: having the characteristics of an Arabian lamp.

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Old 01-12-2000, 08:31 PM
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lycomendation A personal or professional reference listed on the resume of a werewolf

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Old 01-12-2000, 08:54 PM
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trinometrical the process of measuring an object by exploding it. Not in common use.

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fuid: sound made by expulsion ow wad of chewing tobaco

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fuid- "fluid" pronounced by a little kid, as in "Mommy, I just made a fuid on the floor!"

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Floccinaucinationatality - The tendency for dental floss manufactured in former Soviet bloc nations to be more limp than its western counterparts.

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Oh, yeah...Ninnybags - The clip-on mittens that mothers forced their kids to wear in the late 50's and early 60's which resulted in scorn being heaped upon the wearer.
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Old 01-13-2000, 10:09 PM
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Taprenous(1) Wrenches used to fix a tap. See also piperenous. (2) Refering to a beverage containing more than one kind of beer.

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flaimoniscopix: animated flames that indicate a quantity of 15 or more.

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Inspillic: to consume a beverage off the barroom floor with a straw.

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Rhodoplysite - a small fragment of fossilized excreta inexplicably clinging to the top of a cave or cavern.


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depubanism: A short lived, third party, political movement in 1880's America made up of disenchanted splitter elements of the two major parties.

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zoister: Located in every clown college is a central hall called a zoister. When two clowns pass in the zoister, wedgies are exchanged.

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That which inspires errors of judgement, movement, or understanding. "I tripped on that flubratious rug!"

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Phrangioplasty The process of doing any cardiac operation with one's bare hands. archaic

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lobnecting: the process of installing LAN cable in a drop ceiling using a very long piece of rope and a crossbow.

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trispectilation- An excruciating gynecological procedure requiring three "duck-bills".

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Klingon for the condition of being tounge-tied when a non-Klingon tries to speak the Klingon language.

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jopack: The marsupial pouch of a female kangaroo

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Hourling: The art of propelling ultralight objects in the air with the intent of maximizing the possible "hang time"

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Persquartulation: The mathmatical formula for determining the number of holes in an acoustic ceiling.

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