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Old 02-22-2010, 01:27 AM
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Haiku Madness


After posting a reply to this thread, I've come up with a new game that's sure to sweep the nation: Haiku Madness.

Allow me to explain. The thread of note was about the disappearance of the actor who portrayed the character Boner on the old sitcom 'Growing Pains'. The title of the thread: Boner Gone Missing.

I replied stating that Boner Gone Missing sounded like the beginning of an interesting haiku, which I then completed and posted:

Boner gone missing
She doesn't shave her armpits
Wanna play Yahtzee?


Anyway, I thought we could make a game of this. The rules are simple: write a haiku using the previous poster's final line as your first.

In other words, the first line of the next haiku is, of course, Wanna play Yahtzee?

And away we go.
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Wanna play Yahtzee?
You'd best not, I'm too lucky.
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:20 AM
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Remove two of those digits

You are the devil

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Old 02-22-2010, 08:51 AM
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"you are the devil"
thought the defrocked Cardinal
of the kneeling bear
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:42 AM
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Of the kneeling bear
I did not want a blowjob
BJ and the Bear!

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BJ and the Bear?
No! Softly! Delicately!
Butterfly's BJ.
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Butterfly's BJ
Labial palps not what you think,
Lepidoptera
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Lepidoptera
Collected by men with nets,
Pressed between pages.
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Pressed between pages
An old love letter is found
Still the same story
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Still the same story
From beginning to the end
No soup for you, George
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No soup for you, George
Nor ice cream, nor chocolate cake
You are way too plump
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:27 PM
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You are way too plump
My little steaming dumpling
I must nibble you.
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Old 02-22-2010, 08:06 PM
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I must nibble you
You are cheese, you are crackers
And of course you whine
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:47 PM
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And of course you whine,
What about the joke thread, eh?
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In the study with the wrench
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Old 02-23-2010, 06:49 AM
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A Colonel no more
I guess he handled the truth:
you called a Code Red
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Old 02-23-2010, 07:45 AM
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You called a Code Red
When you should have called Code Blue
The old lady died
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The old lady died
And her mewing hungry cats
Did feast upon her
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Did feast upon her,
Sashimi, nigiri, rolls.
Naked sushi bar
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Naked sushi bar
The eel slides down her throat not
Where he planned it though
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Where he planned it though
he thought of better options
Plan A or Plan B?
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Plan A or Plan B?
To be or not 2 be planned?
The mind does boggle.
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Old 02-23-2010, 12:22 PM
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The mind does Boggle.

Pear. Pair. Rape. Reap. Ripe. Pier. Um....

Stupid hard word game.
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Stupid hard word game.
"There's hungry, then there's angry.
What else ends in -gry?"
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What else ends in -gry?
Why, there's...there's...there's...there's...there's...there's...
Gravy with no av
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Gravy with no av
It cannot be seen or heard
This cooking show sucks
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This cooking show sucks
That's not Alton Brown, is it?
They don't make Good Eats.
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They don't make good eats
In our cafeteria.
The people rock, though.
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The people rock though
They don't always roll with the
Punches they are dealt
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punches they are dealt
violating the count in
express check-out lane
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Express check-out lane
of life never contains
a rewind button
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a rewind button?
a fast forward, even pause?
life is linear
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express check-out lane
I need more groceries, but
Celtling is grumpy
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Life is linear
posting is time consuming
must create faster
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Must create faster
Time is money, money time
No time to lose, bub
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Must create faster
Time is money, money time
No time to lose, bub
No time to lose, bub
I'm the best at what I do
And that ain't pretty
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And that ain't pretty
But my kid drew the picture,
So it is treasured.
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Old 02-23-2010, 05:35 PM
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so it is treasured
more than diamonds or silver
my new DVR
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My new DVR
Won't rewind, I must flip the
drive and fast forward
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Drive, and fast! Forward
to the liquor store for beer.
Lost starts in one hour.
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Lost starts in one hour
two decades in the past, though
on this exact spot
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On this exact spot
We'll have our BBBQ
The last B's for beer.
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the last B's for beer
and the last Q is for cue
BB's are big boobs?
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BB's are Big Boobs?
the little boy asked as
he pointed the gun

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He pointed the gun.
And pointedly asked of him
"Do you feel lucky?"
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he pointed the gun
good luck: it was not loaded
because he sure was
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Do you feel lucky?
I did, but my post came late
Damn you, Hoopy Frood
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Damn you, Hoopy Frood
You Freudian Hopping Frog
How quick you jump in
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How quickly you jump in
While everyone is looking
and shout "Cannonball!"
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and shout "Cannonball!"
and shout "grenade!" and "arrows!"
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