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Old 12-11-2012, 02:32 PM
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Why must you judge everyone on looks?
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What's wrong with judging?
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:38 PM
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Aren't most judges judgmental?
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:53 PM
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Couldn't we just check the results?
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:03 PM
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Well that sounds like a double entendre...what do you mean by 'results'?
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:26 PM
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What do YOU mean by "double entendre"?
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Do you really wonder, or are you just trying to trick me into sayin' dirty words so you can giggle?

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Do you really think this thread is amusing?
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It's amusing the shit out of me, is it not?
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I imagine someone finds it amusing, else why would they keep posting?
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:58 PM
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:18 PM
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:48 PM
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Who wouldn't find it amusing?
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:22 PM
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:54 PM
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:27 PM
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I thought it was "Tomorrow Never Dies"?
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:48 PM
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You really think you're funny, don' you?
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:05 AM
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:09 AM
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Does yo mama think she's funny? Hmm?
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:24 AM
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Well she is funny, isn't she?
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:02 AM
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Did she tell you jokes after you slept with her?


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How could you all say those things about ekedolphin's mother?
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:59 AM
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How do you even pronounce ekedolphin?
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:06 AM
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How do you even pronounce ekedolphin?
"Throatwarbler Mangrove"...does that line ever get old??
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:31 AM
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:15 AM
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Aren't we all just a little bit sick and tired of endless retreads of and references to Monty Python's Flying Circus sketches from four decades ago which, while revolutionary for their time, have long since become old-fashioned even though certain people continue to parrot [sic] them - and Simpsons references - ad nauseum as if they were some latter-day substitute for wit, a commodity sadly in severe decline these days?
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:17 AM
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Is anyone here thinking they're on the forefront of comedy?
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That's quite a mouthful; going for the full half-hour argument, are you?
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:23 AM
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Is using semicolons to make statements connected to a final questioning clause really kosher?
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No cheating by using semicolons.
Well shit, l wonder who should have read the rules more closely?
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:43 AM
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What kind of a sucker wants to read all the rules anyway?
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:44 AM
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Are they the ones with the indian shooting the star on the wrapper?
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Didn't you eat tootsie pops growing up?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Did you hear about the group of engineering students from Purdue University building a licking machine, modeled after a human tongue,and recording that it took an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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I forbade myself from posting in this thread as punishment for using semicolons, but can I come back now?
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:54 PM
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Can someone please anwer my question?
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:55 PM
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Does anyone want to know what I think??
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Why not both?
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Hey I didn't post all night, did you guys miss me?
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