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Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
It's a bitch
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Old 04-28-2019, 01:01 PM
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I don't ask for much, I only want your trust,
And you know it don't come easy.
And this love of mine keeps growing all the time,
And you know it don't come easy.
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Old 04-28-2019, 07:45 PM
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If only life were easy it would be such fun
Things would be more equal and be plenty for everyone
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Old 04-28-2019, 08:10 PM
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And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
And it's a hard rain's a-gonna fall
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Old 04-30-2019, 11:44 AM
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I said, that's life (that's life) and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world it keeps spinnin' around
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Old 04-30-2019, 11:54 AM
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Don't tell me not to fly
I've simply got to
If someone takes a spill
It's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed
To rain on my parade
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Old 05-02-2019, 06:05 PM
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There's no fight we cannot win
Just you and I, defying gravity
With you and I defying gravity
They'll never bring us down!
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Old 05-03-2019, 04:53 PM
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I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
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Old 05-05-2019, 12:22 PM
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Now it's the same old song
But with a different meaning, since you've been gone
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Old 05-05-2019, 01:21 PM
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I could shake my tiny fist and swear I wasn't wrong
But what's the sense in arguing when you're all alone?
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Old 05-06-2019, 06:54 PM
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When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go
Downtown
When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know
Downtown
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Old 05-07-2019, 11:00 AM
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Before we leave
Lemme tell y'all a li'l something
Uptown funk you up
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Old 05-07-2019, 06:53 PM
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Baby's sleeping the cats have all been blessed
Ain't nothing doing on TV (summer repeats)
Put on my space suit I got to look my best
I'm going out to do the city
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Old 05-07-2019, 07:11 PM
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'Cause you belong to the city
You belong to the night
Livin' in a river of darkness
Beneath the neon lights
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Old 05-07-2019, 08:19 PM
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But when darkness hits the town
And there's washing on your line
Get your knickers down
Before the dreaded sign
When the clock strikes eight
And you're snuggled up in bed
He'll be at the garden gate
Filling underwear with dread
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Old 05-07-2019, 09:59 PM
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Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
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Old 05-08-2019, 03:04 PM
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Lucy MacEvil
Honey, where ya been all night?
Your hair's all messed up, babe
An' the clothes you're wearin'
Just don't fit ya right
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Old 05-10-2019, 11:59 AM
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Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place, and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
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Old 05-12-2019, 08:37 AM
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Everyone's moral fiber's in complete decay there;
They've got a problem cleaning up the PTA there.
Peyton Place, U.S.A.
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Old 05-12-2019, 12:47 PM
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If we stop to gaze upon a star
People talk about how "bad" we are
Ours is not an easy age
We're like tigers in a cage
What a town without pity can do
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Old 05-13-2019, 12:44 AM
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Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad
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Old 05-13-2019, 07:36 AM
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Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
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Old 05-13-2019, 07:38 AM
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Across the street, a neon sign
All you can eat for a dollar ninety nine
Aww, that old stew is the baddest in the land
But a one dollar's worth was all that I could stand
Sometimes, sometimes bad is bad
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Old 05-14-2019, 08:43 PM
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Look down-hearted and confused
Because lately you've been startin' to lose
Losin' out on everything, you might try to do
Bad luck's there, it's got a hold on you
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Old 05-14-2019, 08:47 PM
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My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I'm busted
Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I'm busted
I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay
A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day
The county's gonna haul my belongings away cause I'm busted.
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:33 PM
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My bank went broke and my well ran dry.
It was almost enough to contemplate suicide.
I turned on the gas, but I soon realized
I hadn't settled my bill so they cut off my supply.
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Old 05-15-2019, 10:03 AM
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He turned on the gas and he went to sleep
With the window closed so he'd never wake up
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Old 05-15-2019, 01:11 PM
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Might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
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Old 05-16-2019, 10:23 AM
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Dance this new creation
It's the new sensation
Do the Bunny hop
Hop, hop, hop
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Old 05-16-2019, 11:22 AM
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So dancing days are here again
As the summer evenings grow
You are my flower, you are my power
You are my woman who knows
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:38 AM
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If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there
For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair
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Old 05-17-2019, 11:07 AM
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Dress the way you please and put your mind at ease
It's a city known for its freedom, (freedom)
Cycles shining bright break the silence of the night
Inhibitions, no, you don't need them, (no),no,(no)
(San Francisco), San Francisco
(San Francisco), City by the Bay yeah
(San Francisco), he he he he hey
(You've got me)
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Old 05-18-2019, 09:25 PM
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It's four a.m. in New York City three a.m. in Dallas
The night is still early here in Frisco
Market street's still going the same old shows are showing
And I'm still all alone here in Frisco
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Old 05-19-2019, 12:32 PM
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On the Sunday morning sidewalks, wishin' Lord, that I was stoned
'Cause there's something in a Sunday, makes a body feel alone
And there's nothin' short of dyin', half as lonesome as the sound
On the sleepin' city side walks, Sunday mornin' comin' down
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Old 05-19-2019, 12:44 PM
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God help the outcasts, hungry from birth.
Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth.
The lost and forgotten, they look to you still.
God help the outcasts, or nobody will.
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Old 05-19-2019, 12:49 PM
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The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows when
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
So on we go
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Old 05-22-2019, 05:41 PM
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He was my brother
Five years older than I
He was my brother
Twenty-three years old the day he died
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Old 05-22-2019, 06:25 PM
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The world's goin' crazy and
Nobody gives a damn anymore.
And they're breakin' off relationships and
Leavin' on sailin' ships for far and distant shores.
For them it's all over,
But I'm gonna stay.
I wouldn't leave anyway.
I know that someday we'll find a way.
We'll be O.K.

'Cause I'm your brother,
Though I don't even know your name.
I've discovered that,
Deep down inside, you feel the same.
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If you hear the song I sing
You will understand, listen
You hold the key to love and fear
All in your trembling hand
Just one key unlocks them both
It's there at your command
Come on, people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another right now
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Old Today, 05:34 PM
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Oh, c'mon smile a little smile for me, Rosemarie
What's the use in cryin'?
In a little while you'll see, Rosemarie
You must keep on tryin'
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That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use in crying?
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile
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Forget your troubles
Come on get happy
You better chase all you cares away
Shout hallelujah
Come on get happy
Get ready for the judgement day
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