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Iíve got big balls, Iíve got big balls
They're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
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Old 07-03-2014, 04:04 PM
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Hitler has only got one ball;
Goering has two but they are small;
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.
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Old 07-03-2014, 04:41 PM
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My ding a ling, my ding a ling
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Old 07-03-2014, 04:44 PM
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Clang, clang, clang went the trolley
Ding, ding, ding went the bell
Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings
From the moment I saw him I fell
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Old 07-03-2014, 04:59 PM
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Zing, zing, zing a little zong with me.
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Old 07-03-2014, 04:59 PM
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Old 07-03-2014, 05:00 PM
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All of a sudden i found myself in love with the world,
so there was only one thing that i could do:
was ding a ding dang my dangalong ling long.

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Old 07-03-2014, 05:39 PM
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Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
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Old 07-03-2014, 06:15 PM
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Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, iddle I po, iddle I po,
Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, iddle I po!
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Old 07-03-2014, 08:21 PM
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Gadji beri bimba clandridi
Lauli lonni cadori gadjam
A bim beri glassala glandride
E glassala tuffu i zimbra
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Old 07-03-2014, 08:36 PM
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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe?
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I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I conjure thee appear
I raise you mighty demon, come before me, join me here


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Old 07-03-2014, 09:03 PM
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Some wisdom in you told you
ministering to my body
Brought a temporary respite to the
demons that were screaming in my head
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Old 07-03-2014, 11:53 PM
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There's a little man in my head
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Old 07-04-2014, 12:25 AM
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In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
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Old 07-04-2014, 02:37 AM
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You got to hidey-hide
You got to jump and run
You got to hidey-hidey-hide
The old man is down the road
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:05 AM
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Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:12 AM
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As the years go by I wonder why I longed to leave my home
And to hit the trail of the iron rail away out there alone
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:25 AM
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But I never did no wanderin',
Never did no wanderin', never did no wanderin' at all.
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Old 07-04-2014, 01:44 PM
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Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl
I hop right into that car of mine and drive around the world
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Old 07-04-2014, 02:08 PM
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Here's my story it's sad but true
It's about a girl that I once knew
She took my love, then ran around
With every single guy in town
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:23 PM
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I was always driving home
All the boys in town
But they never telephoned
Get me out of here
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Old 07-04-2014, 07:49 PM
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Who'll go Waltzing Matilda with me?
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Old 07-04-2014, 09:23 PM
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So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they sent me away to the war
And the band played Waltzing Matilda
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Old 07-04-2014, 09:31 PM
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War, huh yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, oh hoh, oh
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:38 PM
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This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
this ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey,
I ain't got time for that now
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:43 PM
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Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:59 PM
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Now these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, "Come on dudes, let's get it on!"
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down
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Old 07-04-2014, 11:00 PM
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All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me..
I'm the disco duck
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Old 07-04-2014, 11:06 PM
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I'm a little white duck floating on the water.
I'm a little white duck doing what I oughter.
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Old 07-04-2014, 11:07 PM
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Shame, shame, shame on you babe
Shame, shame, shame on you babe

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Old 07-04-2014, 11:54 PM
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Ooh, blame it on midnight
Ooh, shame on the moon
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Old 07-05-2014, 12:13 AM
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3 dimes down and twenty-five cents short
of a slice of the Double-Mint Twins
Come back Baby, Rock N Roll never forgets

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Feeling like I ought to sleep
Spinning room is sinking deep
Searching for something to say
Waiting for the break of day
25 or 6 to 4
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Old 07-05-2014, 03:15 PM
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Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
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Old 07-05-2014, 03:20 PM
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You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
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Old 07-05-2014, 06:55 PM
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I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on
Got those swollen hand blues
I've got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from
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Old 07-05-2014, 07:02 PM
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Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
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Old 07-05-2014, 11:36 PM
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We're jamming (jamming, jamming, jamming)
And Jamdown hope you're jamming too

Jah knows how much I've tried
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Old 07-06-2014, 09:47 AM
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:08 AM
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Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns.
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around.
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:17 AM
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:29 AM
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I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
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Old 07-06-2014, 11:28 AM
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Old 07-06-2014, 11:31 AM
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So waste your time
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They'll never take you up
Never take you up in the sky
Because it's all in the mind
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:38 PM
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:54 PM
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Old 07-06-2014, 02:30 PM
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Red skies at night, red skies at night
Oh oh (oh oh) whoa oh oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Red skies at night, red skies at night
Oh oh (oh oh) whoa oh oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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