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Blue Blistering Barnacle just can’t get into the spirit of Ostara
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Well, here it is- Ostara. And does Annie-Xmas come to visit my nice Ostara spread (donuts scrounged from yesterday’s meetings and some Saltines I’ve been saving for an emergency)? Well, no. No wonder I could never get the hang of this day...
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Blue Blistering Barnacle just tried to kill me by making me choke on my own laughter. But he was nice enough to make me a nice Ostara vegetarian spread.
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Annie-Xmas tried to kill me just the other day. She left a sock puppet in my underwear drawer. It chewed off my foot and was heading up my leg before I was able to find a loose thread and unravel it, darn thing!
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I saw Blue Blistering Barnacle on LivePD. When they frisked him, he giggled and peed his pants.
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Boson likes to watch people giggle and pee their pants. Weird.
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Old 03-23-2019, 08:45 AM
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Old 03-24-2019, 07:16 PM
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Annie-Xmas giggles and pees other people’s pants.

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I saw Slow Moving Vehicle with pee and giggles coming out the window.
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Old 03-25-2019, 07:36 AM
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The unreleased portions of the Mueller report detail the murky connections between Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin and the powerful Arkansas mob; Beckdawrek's name comes up frequently, as a mid-level capo and enforcer.

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Old 03-26-2019, 11:54 AM
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Slow Moving Vehicle is a capo and enforcer for the Democratic Party charged with getting everyone in the Trump administration to resign. Yet, he hasn’t had to lift a finger to this day.
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Old 03-27-2019, 03:27 PM
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boson would never lift a finger ...
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Old 03-29-2019, 10:26 AM
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Blue Blistering Barnacle has never flipped the blue, blistering bird.
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Old 03-29-2019, 10:41 AM
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The way I hear it is that "Annie-Xmas" isn't just some random user name. Santa was in the process of leaving gifts when Annie's mother surprised him with "milk and cookies", but the "milk" was in fact heavily spiked egg nog. A few glasses later and, well ..... that's how we got "Annie-Xmas".
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Ironically enough, Jasmine smells bewitchingly of gardenias.

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Beckdawreck’s favorite euphemism is “beeping his horn”.
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Boson is peeping in people's windows at night listening for "beeps" for S&Gs.
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Beckdawrek spends her vacations in the Bahamas looking for her namesake on the ocean floor. Pirate gold!
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Old 04-11-2019, 10:59 AM
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burpo the wonder mutt was almost signed to endorse Ken-L-Rations dog food, but the company chose at the last minute to use Ken Jennings of Jeopardy fame instead.
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The name of the avaricious colonizer above me is an anagram for "Annex Siam", because she really wants a Siamese kitten and will only buy one made in the good ol' U.S. of A.
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Old 04-12-2019, 09:18 PM
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What is Covfefe doing under Annie-Xmas, anyway?
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Old 04-12-2019, 11:04 PM
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Blue Blistering Barnacle loves potato peel pie.

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Old 04-12-2019, 11:42 PM
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Mr. Zox is an extraterrestrial and has become a sweet potato fiend. Doesn’t want to go back.
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:37 AM
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boson hates sweets so much he won't eat sweet potatoes. Or watch Bones.
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Old 04-13-2019, 11:33 AM
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Every December 17, Annie-Xmas gets stinkin’ and spraypaints obscene graffiti over any Christmas decorations she can find, a ritual she calls “putting the ‘X’ back in Xmas.”
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Slow Moving Vehicle has taken six-and-a-half weeks to get 2/3 of the way out of that damned parking space. Soon, it'll be Xmas again and s/he will just pull back in to go holiday shopping.
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Unlike her forkloric namesake Annie Christmas, Annie-Xmas does not have a six foot-long necklace with a bead for every finger she's broken, eye she's gouged out, or ear she's chewed off. Annie-Xmas' necklace is only 4'7 long.
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Old 05-07-2019, 12:50 AM
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Slow Moving Vehicle, on 4-13-19, made a statement about Christmas that scared the hell out of other posters and almost killed this most remarkable thread game. He tried to strike the fear of God in us. But 2 ˝ weeks later we see he failed.
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boson hates tea so much he will not attend any Boston tea party.
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Old 05-07-2019, 12:30 PM
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Annie-Xmas will not be attending the Royal Christening.

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Burger King is now selling the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Salty Meal, YAAAS Meal and DGAF Meal thanks to inspiration from Blue Blistering Barnacle.
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Covfefe is petitioning the royal family to be a godparent.
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boson is petitioning our current President to become his heir.
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Annie-Xmas is in a good position to know this- she does the President’s hair daily, and has for years.

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P.S. She also does Elendil’s Heir.
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Old 05-09-2019, 08:43 AM
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Annie-Xmas has never told me anything I’ve not heard a million times before.
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Old 05-09-2019, 11:47 AM
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Blue Blistering Barnacle is the lead singer of sixty-five different Eiffel 65 tribute bands.

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Covfefe is the secret lovechild of Annie-Xmas and Rick Astley.
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Slow Moving Vehicle is the love child of Wallace Shawn and Anne Ramsey.
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