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Ed's napping, needs usual INDOLENCE.
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GRUDGINGLY, Ed often reads grand epics.
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"Going right under DAVIDSON Gorge is not good," laughed Yolanda.
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Various AVERAGES calculated abstractly tentatively indicate occasionally nebulous essential data.
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Xerxes EXHIBITED rather xenophobic earning strategies.
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Don't offer crappy UNEDITED menus: eaters need true sentences.
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