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I'm trying to remember my Iambic Pentameter.
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Iamb, I said, to no one there,
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The chair Clint Eastwood spoke to, once?

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Not his best gig; he looked like a dunce.
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He was such a bad ass in "Outlaw Josie Wales"
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Particularly when he escaped from those jails.
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But then he made all those monkey flicks
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Old 04-16-2018, 08:34 AM
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And then his City Heat and Bronco Billy schticks
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It's too bad his machismo has petered out
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Then as a director he found his niche
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How soon we forget. What about 'Dirty Harry'? Sheesh!
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His best role, I think: In the Line of Fire
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But Heartbreak Ridge really raises my ire
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In Paint Your Wagon Clint did "sing"
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the scare quotes reveal it just wasn't his thing.
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In Tarantula, he napalmed a big freakin' spider.
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'Gran Torino' was an eye opener.
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"A Perfect World" was a slow-paced groaner.
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Or better than reading a book by Mark Twain?
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Would Eastwood like some Stilton cheese?
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I think Clint would say "Yes, I like cheese".

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But concerning Clint Eastwood I've heard quite enough

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Which reminds me, last night I had some tough steak
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Which I hope did not cause a tooth to break.
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Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.
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Perhaps it was plywood - the chef's mistake?
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'twas not the chef's fault, thus he spake.
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:32 AM
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I see, the maitre d' did err
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Sadly, the chef in question lives in my abode
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he once tried to serve me broiled garlic toad.
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You make it sound awful, I slaved hours to make that feast!
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Try as you might, it's still a disgusting beast.
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I'd like to see you do better. What would you fix?
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Maybe some cheese tortellini - see you 'round six?
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Should I bring any wine?

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A white Zinfandel would be fine.
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Oh, yes 2 bottles would be fine.
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What's for dessert, might I ask?
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It's a lowbrow affair, so bring your own flask.
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Chekhov's got "wodka" by the bottle
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Perhaps he might share it with Ron Mottl?

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Enjoy it over a talk about his pet axolotl.
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