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Stall in cold weather
I don't like February
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Like February,
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Now March floods will fill
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All our rivers flood,
Drench the land, receed and leave
What they have brought: Mud.
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Drench, recede, and leave
just like Sheila did summer
last. I got ho-heave.
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Old 04-06-2019, 11:43 AM
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Win twenty dollars
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