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Count DOWN FROM 1,000,000 "game" thread thingymado


Based off of Beck's weird phrasing here, I've decided to start a counter game to the million post thread. Let's count DOWN FROM a million. And it'll be...well...not really interesting...but...uh...curious? To see when the two games intersect and which one "achieves" its "goal" first.


...or something. I'unno, I'm bored. And so are you. So let's do this.

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One...


...MILLION!


Ok, now it's your turn.

(If you are confused, the correct next answer will be 999,999)
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Thank you for giving me the answer! I suggest the next answer should be:

SPOILER:
I was going to suggest a rules modification, but I won't. Hypothetically, down by 2-2500, poster's choice?
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Zzzzzzzz... Hmm??

Oh, 999,997
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On the 999,992nd day of xmas, my true love gave to me.....uh....ummm... I can't quite square how my true love would allow me to live for multiple hundreds of thousands of days of xmas.
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At this rate we'll cross about Christmas time 2352 so I might not get to see it happen.

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999,989 posts from now will bring the sweet release.
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Oh, I've had enough of this! Time for me to get into the fish tank and sing:

999,986 bottles of beer on the wall
999,986 bottles of beeeeeeeeeeeeer
If one of those bottles should happen to fall...
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999,973 A good number, sure. But we all can agree it falls short of 999,974 which is a very good number, i am told.
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Originally Posted by https://encycolorpedia.com/999970
The hexadecimal color code #999970 is a shade of yellow-green. In the RGB color model #999970 is comprised of 60% red, 60% green and 43.92% blue. In the HSL color space #999970 has a hue of 60 (degrees), 17% saturation and 52% lightness. This color has an approximate wavelength of 570.47 nm.
... But before this number thinks it is very very special, note that every one of the 16.7+ million colors seems to have its very own page at that website! And two other websites each also seem to have 16.7+ million pages for 16.7+ million colors. (And, since Google search sees these pages, I don't think they are generated on the fly.)
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