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Old 02-14-2019, 10:15 AM
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Dubious Devices


I'm not sure whose idea it was to combine a clock with a radio, but there's no question that combining the two different devices into one proved to be a great marketing success.

But about the rest of us wannabe inventing visionaries and geniuses - what other marvelously quirky, useful, idiotic, or generally humorous combinations of items could be devised? How about an electric knife-vibrator, eyeglass case-pencil sharpener, or pool cue-compass?

Complete the previous poster's submission then start your own proposal. I'll start...

toaster - ?
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Floor Wax &
Oh man, this one's low-hanging fruit.

Floor wax & Dessert topping.

Nose hair trimmer and...

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Oh man, this one's low-hanging fruit.

Floor wax & Dessert topping.

Nose hair trimmer and...
Potato peeler.

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