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He is our resident pool noodle.
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She came across as being a real curling iron, if you know what I mean.
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When a woman told her children to move their shopping cart full of swimming pool noodles, I sid "Yes. Move your noodles."

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He is our resident pool noodle.
And I am so stealing that one: Stop acting like a pool noodle.
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