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Hey, let's do some dog stuff! Huh, pop? Y'know, dig up bones? Rip up flowers? Chase cats!
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Old 07-26-2017, 10:09 AM
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Exactly. Life on a leash. Look again, Pige. Look, there's a great big hunk of world down there, with no fence around it. Where two dogs can find adventure and excitement. And beyond those distant hills, who knows what wonderful experiences? And it's all ours for the taking, Pige. It's all ours.
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I want adventure in the great wide somewhere! I want it more than I can tell.
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:43 PM
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Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
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I have a summer job for you, at our country club. Our rehearsal pianist is evidently moving.
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Mr. Piano Man please, tickle those ivory keys.
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Old 07-29-2017, 04:02 PM
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Willie's singing was a miracle, and people aren't used to miracles.
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Old 07-31-2017, 08:43 AM
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Even miracles take a little time.
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Pardon me. How's YOUR time formula coming along?
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Old 08-02-2017, 12:59 PM
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I'm over-due, I'm in a rabbit stew.
Can't even say good-bye,
Hello, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
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"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." I made that last part up myself.
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If that don't beat all. I never saw such a dog.
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Old 08-05-2017, 11:22 AM
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Old 08-05-2017, 11:25 AM
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It's not the size of your wingspan that counts. It's the size of your spirit!
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Old 08-06-2017, 05:59 PM
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He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.
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Old 08-09-2017, 07:26 PM
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I meant to do that, really I did.
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Old 08-10-2017, 04:06 PM
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So, you've come to stare at the Beast have you?
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Close your mouth, Michael. We are not a codfish.
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:12 PM
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Old 08-12-2017, 09:18 AM
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Yeah, there are a lot of fish here, anyone, literally anyone could have just said hello.
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Maybe he only speaks whale.
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"The bigger they are, the more their landing."

"Or, something very close to that."
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Old 08-13-2017, 12:47 PM
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You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
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Old 08-14-2017, 07:15 AM
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Oh, the earth is filled with beauty, and its gathered all together in the form and face and dainty grace of a pretty Irish girl.
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Old 08-14-2017, 07:57 AM
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I'm about to rearrange the cosmos... and the one schlemiel who can louse it up... is waltzing around IN THE WOODS!
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Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed trough the universe of time... and for a brief moment, WE have been among its many passengers...
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But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
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Yes, Captain, I want you to turn this ship around right away. We're missing a student. Well, here's why you should care: that student is London Tipton!
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Second star to the right, and straight on' til morning.
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Whoa! A shooting star! Looks like a satellite or something.
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Oh, I wish I'd never met that Thomas O'Malley cat!
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Old 08-17-2017, 03:23 PM
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A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora.
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Old 08-18-2017, 07:14 AM
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And just because they miss their daughter?
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Old 08-18-2017, 07:31 AM
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Enough with the lights, Rapunzel! YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER!
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"There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach--"

"If we're trying so we're breaking free."
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Don't worry, lollipop. You could always marry money.
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You were so desperate for love you were willing to marry me, just like that.
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