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Old 06-14-2018, 02:14 PM
Sir T-Cups Sir T-Cups is online now
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"Well, you're bigger than your brother"

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"Oops, wrong number"

What else can you think of?
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:48 PM
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Not exactly what your looking for, but kinda fits -

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I don't live in the middle of nowhere, but I can see it from here.
Old 06-14-2018, 02:55 PM
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Old 06-14-2018, 03:07 PM
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"I don't sweat much, for a fat girl..."
Old 06-14-2018, 04:25 PM
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Old 06-14-2018, 05:02 PM
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