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Old 06-14-2018, 02:14 PM
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Simultaneously the Best and Worst Thing Your Significant Other Can Say to You

"Well, you're bigger than your brother"

"I want to break up"
"Oops, wrong number"


What else can you think of?
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:48 PM
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Not exactly what your looking for, but kinda fits -

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Old 06-14-2018, 02:55 PM
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Old 06-14-2018, 03:07 PM
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Old 06-14-2018, 04:25 PM
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Old 06-14-2018, 05:02 PM
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"I hate you and your big penis!" - actual last words from a break up
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