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EXCESSIVE xylophones triger really extreme musical emotions loving you.
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Remorselessly I GRABBED his toe.
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Expert xylophone players eat cold TURKEY in nice gowns.
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The unexpected reports kindled EXPECTATIONS, yes?
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Old 07-09-2018, 03:20 PM
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Extra xylophones produce exact colorful tones and tunes in one's nasal SECRETIONS.
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Old 07-09-2018, 11:04 PM
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Several extra characters read elucidly their idiotic ONOMATOPOEIC naturalized selections.
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Overseas no one made a try, on paper, of ear input: CLANG.
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COLORFUL little aliens never grin.
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Losers always talk INSIPID nonsense.
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In no sense is PATRIMONY intensely desired.
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Perfervid Anti-Technological Rants Inspire Many Obnoxious Ninnies' YAMMERINGS.
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Yelling aloud meaningless mantras excites ruinous insipidity, not GRATUITOUS sympathy.
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Sitcom AMUSED nation; Foxx often rode Demond.
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After meeting Ursula, Sam eats DESSERT.
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David enjoys superior SUCCULENCE eating raspberry tarts.
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Supremes uphold Constitutional carry upon learning exceptions NECESSARILY cause extortion.
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Nude Estonians carry excess Silly String against Romanian independence-lovers, YEARLY.
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Young EMUS are rarely lovely, Yolanda.
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Emotional MATERIALISTS usually suborn.
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Many able terrorists earn respect in AMERICA, living in subterranean tacky submarines.
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Actually, MINCING Emily really is criminal, Albert.
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Mimi is not convinced I'm Neil's GODFATHER.
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Going over directions, Frank altered the HIGHWAY exit rightly.
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Heading into Georgia, Hal was already YAWNING.
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You are winning NICELY in New Guinea.
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Never in CENTURIES Evan liked you.
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Creating exciting new TURNOVERS uses really inorganic explosive sugars.
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TURTLES usually react nicely on various expeditions, Ron said.
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The UNIVERSE rotates, turtles let earth spin.
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Even NIRVANA experiences really great excitement touring in California.
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Nasty Irish RIVERDANCERS vainly applaud noxious applicants.
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Rather inconvenient VALENTINO eats red donuts at Nancy's Christmas Eater's Red Society.
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Vampiric ARMENIAN lotharios expected not to ingest nutritious oatmeal.
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America's radical men encourage no irrational, angry INTELLIGENTSIA.
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Lay off SWEARING, Evelyn Rose.
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Swearing words enraged Annie, revenge is new GOAL.
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Al's sitting, SIGHTING a simple shot in noggin as target enters.
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Old 07-20-2018, 03:15 PM
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Solemn idealists garner higher TOLERANCE in newest gatherings.
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Total obedience, learning ENDEAVORS, realism and nuances creates excellence.
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Every negated DIMINUTION enables accelerated virtue, often rather slowly.
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