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Old 02-24-2010, 07:29 PM
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"Take off that parka,"
Todd Palin leered to Sarah;
the rest is porno.

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Old 02-24-2010, 07:30 PM
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Take off that parka.
Want top or bottom? Yupik.
And Inuit goes.
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:47 PM
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And Inuit goes,
Sauk, Cherokee and Mohawk,
Indians afloat.
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:02 PM
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People, people (clapping hands loudly)...out of order!!!




the rest is porno....
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:25 PM
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The rest is porno,
But it's not to my liking.
Where are the midgets?
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:55 PM
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Where are the midgets?
You insensitive bastard.
What were you thinking?
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Old 02-24-2010, 09:43 PM
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What were you thinking?
There is not an "I" in team
But there is ME.
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Old 02-24-2010, 10:44 PM
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But there is ME
Only when I am with YOU
So we must be WE
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Old 02-25-2010, 04:40 AM
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So we must be We
And then you must be you, oui?
Then we must play Wii
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Old 02-25-2010, 08:26 AM
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Then we must play Wii
though its not as much fun as
this Haiku Madness
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Old 02-25-2010, 08:39 AM
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This Haiku Madness
has been quite effective for
padding my post count
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Old 02-25-2010, 08:49 AM
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padding my post count
with self-deprecating posts
yet, subconsciously
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Old 02-25-2010, 08:56 AM
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Yet, subconsciously
I can't help but wonder if
I have thought this through.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:14 AM
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I have thought this through
and believe Haiku Madness
truly brings me joy.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:20 AM
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Truly brings ME joy,
But my humor offends some?
An acquired taste.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:22 AM
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An acquired taste
In Cafe Society
the braunschweiger thread.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:23 AM
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Truly brings me joy.
Almond Joy. Not Mounds. Sometimes
I feel like a nut.

ETA: the braunschweiger thread.
I feel like an idiot
I need to preview.

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Old 02-25-2010, 09:24 AM
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An acquired taste
of rum and coke, yummy drink
Wish I had one now

ETA: Too late

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Old 02-25-2010, 09:25 AM
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I feel like a nut
for obsessively playing
this word game today
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:27 AM
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this word game today
all praise the five-seven-five
syllabication
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:29 AM
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syllibication
my vocabulary grows
Not what I wanted
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:34 AM
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Not what I wanted.
Waiter! A fly's in my soup.
Doing the breaststroke.

(heh, heh, heh)
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:38 AM
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Doing the breaststroke.
Is this having a sex act?
Define what "is" is.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:40 AM
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define what "is" is
is the existentialist
question of the day
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:49 AM
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Question of the day:
What's your underwear color?
Answer: Commando
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:00 AM
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Are you sure it's not "depends?"
incontinent fun
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:02 AM
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incontinent fun
does not sound like fun to me
you are way kinky
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:08 AM
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You are way kinky
He told me as he walked out
In his lace nightie.

(true story. I was schocked.)

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Old 02-25-2010, 10:10 AM
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In his lace nightie
he is an attractive man
strip it off baby!
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:12 AM
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Strip it off baby!
The wallpaper has to go
If we want to sell
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:14 AM
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If we want to sell
we must find someone to buy
two sides to all coins
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:21 AM
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Two sides to all coins
Even those that were flattened
On the railroad tracks.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:23 AM
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On the railroad tracks,
With a bladder full of beer.
Beware the third rail.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:32 AM
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Beware the third rail
It will sneak up behind you
Then game over, man
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:50 AM
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Then game over man
Waved his mean game over hand
and shut down my Wow.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:51 AM
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Then game over man
is what the actor said in
Aliens. Correct?


hee hee!

Dammit - too late again! (preview knucklehead!)

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Old 02-25-2010, 10:52 AM
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And shut down my WoW
not if you value your life
you foolish man, you
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:55 AM
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you foolish man, you
said the foolish ladygirl
now who's foolin' who?
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:58 AM
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Now who's foolin' who?
You fool me once, shame on you
I won't get fooled 'gain
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:11 AM
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I won't get fooled 'gain
They'll be marching in the streets
With our children at...
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:17 AM
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With our children at...
our feet smell like ripened cheese.
The cheese stands alone.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:22 AM
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The cheese stands alone
as a delicious statement
of edible joy
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:28 AM
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of edible joy
of drinkable ecstasy
food, drink: all I need
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:29 AM
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Food, drink, all I need
Beyond those few essentials
Is mondo nookie.

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Old 02-25-2010, 11:35 AM
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Is mondo nookie
nookie you get when you do
a girl named Mondo?
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:43 AM
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a girl named Mondo?
what were my her parents thinking
or was she a dude?
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:45 AM
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Or was she a dude?
I took a peek at her buldge
Yep, she is a dude
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:48 AM
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A girl named Mondo
her parents were hoping to
get some free t-shirts
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:49 AM
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Yep she is a dude
Steven Tyler sang about
all this confusion
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:50 AM
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Yep, she is a dude
I'm substantially relieved
to learn this morning
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