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Old 06-24-2018, 01:03 AM
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A boy who’s named Sue
He picked a fight with his dad
Well, how do you do?
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Old 06-24-2018, 06:59 AM
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Well, how do you do
With that gravel in your guts,
The spit in your eye?
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Old 06-24-2018, 02:27 PM
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A boy who’s named Sue?
Johnny Cash sang about him
Not his best song, though

Oops! New page.

The spit in your eye?
Here, friend, take my handkerchief
and wipe it away

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Old 06-25-2018, 01:28 AM
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And wipe it away
That booger that’s on your nose
It’s green and ugly
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:43 AM
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It's green and ugly
I say it's spinach and I
Say the hell with it
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:44 PM
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Say "The hell with it,"
then kindly apologize
for your uncouth words
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Old 06-26-2018, 08:33 AM
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for your uncouth words
Frankly, my dear, I don't give
A damn or a fuck

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Old 06-26-2018, 12:21 PM
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A damn or a fuck?
I would gladly have a fuck
but hey, that's just me
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Old 06-27-2018, 11:14 PM
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But hey that’s just me
In the spotlight losing my
feeble religion.
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Old 06-28-2018, 04:33 AM
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feeble religion
followers do not pray, they
just make suggestions
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Old 06-29-2018, 08:11 PM
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Just make suggestions.
No one listens, anyway.
Might as well be deaf.
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:36 PM
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Might as well be deaf
When my partner chatters on
About house hunters.
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Old 06-30-2018, 10:18 AM
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About "House Hunters:"
Can't find that Monty Python
Cartoon on YouTube.
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Old 06-30-2018, 10:23 AM
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Cartoon on YouTube
Best results if watched only
Saturday mornings
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Old 06-30-2018, 10:54 AM
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Saturday mornings
I start by doing laundry.
It's uphill from there.
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Old 06-30-2018, 06:48 PM
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It's uphill from there
And then it's downhill from there
Rollercoasters rock
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Old 06-30-2018, 07:27 PM
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Rollercoasters rock.
The Ohio Players thought
so. Hoo Hooooo, hooooo, hooooooooooo.

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Old 07-01-2018, 07:17 AM
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so. Hoo Hooooo, hooooo, hooooooooooo.
what an unwanted earworm
thanks a lot, Burpo
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Old 07-02-2018, 09:57 AM
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Thanks a lot, Burpo
I'm snorting milk out my nose
It is all your fault
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Old 07-02-2018, 10:45 PM
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It is all your fault
It is always your fault, bub.
Milk out of your nose?
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Old 07-02-2018, 11:24 PM
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Milk out of your nose?
And buggers out of your mouth.
Kids these days. Tsk tsk.
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Old 07-03-2018, 08:41 AM
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Kids these days. Tsk tsk.
The Sixties were much better.
So calm, so peaceful.
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Old 07-07-2018, 02:10 PM
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So calm, so peaceful
This ancient sarcophagus
I could live in here
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Old 07-08-2018, 10:13 AM
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I could live in here
If only the dust didn't
Consist of dead Kings
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Old 07-08-2018, 10:41 AM
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Consist of dead Kings:
How could I lose this poker
hand with FOUR of 'em?
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Old 07-09-2018, 04:42 AM
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hand with FOUR of 'em?
fingers, I mean. And my twin
brother is all thumbs
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Old 07-09-2018, 12:59 PM
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Brother is all thumbs
and sister is all kneecaps
don't ask what I am!
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:04 PM
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don't ask what I am
because i am what I am
said the sailor man
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:07 AM
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Said the sailor man:
rum, sodomy and the lash
are our traditions
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:17 AM
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Are our traditions
What keep us from evolving?
Where is the new world?
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Old 07-12-2018, 04:34 AM
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Where is the new world?
We probably should not have
Turned right at Iceland
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Old 07-12-2018, 08:42 AM
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Turned right at Iceland
Instead of Albuquerque
Now what would Bugs do?
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Old 07-12-2018, 08:45 AM
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Now what would Bugs do?
Wascally wabbit is my
cartoony life coach
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Old 07-13-2018, 04:45 AM
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cartoony life coach
had me run right through a wall
left an impression
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:30 AM
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Left an impression
when I yodeled during Mass
priest was not amused
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:34 AM
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priest was not amused
When I revealed to his flock
HE was born a SHE

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Old 07-14-2018, 02:01 AM
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He was born a she.
I welcome all to this world.
Live the change you want.
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Old 07-14-2018, 06:18 AM
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Live the change you want
Wanna be an astronaut?
Go on, drink that Tang
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Old 07-17-2018, 05:06 PM
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Go on, drink that Tang
Your blood sugar will spike up,
But so what, it's sweet
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:16 PM
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"But so what, it's sweet,"
the dentist said, offering
me sugar toothpaste
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:55 AM
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Me sugar toothpaste
Has given cavities to
Me toothbrush, ya see.
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:02 AM
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"Me toothbrush, ya see"
Ringo replied when queried
'bout his pearly whites
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:12 AM
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'bout his pearly whites
the wolf had little comment;
Red Riding Hood frowned
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:22 AM
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Red Riding Hood frowned.
But smiled as she shot the wolf.
The story is wrong.
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Old 07-19-2018, 04:39 AM
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The story is wrong
"Moon landings" were all shot in
Young Spielberg's basement


(is it Spe-el-berg or Speel-berg?)
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Old 07-19-2018, 09:58 PM
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Young Spielberg's basement:
Saws, chisels, files. Now, he's a
diff'rent kind of hack.
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Old 07-20-2018, 04:43 AM
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diff'rent kind of hack
is the definition of
what an Uber is
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Old 07-20-2018, 05:49 AM
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What an Uber is
Are cars blocking city streets
For empty buses
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Old 07-20-2018, 08:20 AM
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For empty buses
I sit and wait and wait
Where the hell is it?
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Old 07-20-2018, 09:02 PM
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Where the hell is it?
I think I took a wrong turn
At Albuquerque
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