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Old 04-26-2010, 11:26 AM
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Old 04-26-2010, 11:36 AM
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Old 04-26-2010, 11:40 AM
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Old 04-26-2010, 11:46 AM
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Old 04-26-2010, 11:48 AM
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Old 04-26-2010, 11:51 AM
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Old 04-26-2010, 12:02 PM
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I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
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Old 04-26-2010, 12:08 PM
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Old 04-26-2010, 12:44 PM
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Old 04-26-2010, 12:45 PM
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He has, however, chosen a rather obvious piece of cover.

:: BOOM ::
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If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. But quick.
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Old 04-26-2010, 01:06 PM
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Old 04-26-2010, 01:23 PM
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:10 PM
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:18 PM
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:26 PM
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Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 now it'll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening it'll be ten o'clock and at 10:30 we'll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10:33, and don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9:20. Those of you who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.
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Old 04-26-2010, 03:11 PM
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Good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've...
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Old 04-26-2010, 03:39 PM
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Old 04-26-2010, 03:58 PM
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Old 04-26-2010, 04:56 PM
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