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Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight.
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Cinderella! Cinderelly, Cinderelly / Night and day it's Cinderelly / Make the fire! Fix the breakfast! / Wash the dishes! Do the moppin'!
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Mr. Douglas needs a car, and for a very low amount down and the usual monthly payments, the car will become his.
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YOU... ARE... A... TOY! You are a child's plaything!
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Did you say your invention was to make toys or to make noise?
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That's what I said, sir. "Go fly a kite"!

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Well, no, sir. I didn't mean you personally.
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What'd you get for number four? I wasn't sure if Tigerman was, A: bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B: bitten by a regular tiger, then exposed to radiation.
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I know what I have to do. But going back means I'll have to face my past. I've been running from it for so long.
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"No! No! No!" Over and over! When you keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes you make me so!... angry.
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As long as Donald's temper was out of control, he would pay the price. Now the only job he would be eligible for would be as a hunting decoy. And even Donald is not that stupid.
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How stupid could I be?
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Now then, what would be nice? We'll start with raspberry ice, and then some cakes and tea.
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Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?
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Bah! Humbug!

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In Mexico, they sing "Los Posadas".
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Dang it, Jim. I'm an astronomer, not a doctor!

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