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Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight.
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You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course.
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Well, don't just stand there!
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See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me!
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Old 04-04-2017, 04:01 PM
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Cinderella! Cinderelly, Cinderelly / Night and day it's Cinderelly / Make the fire! Fix the breakfast! / Wash the dishes! Do the moppin'!
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What've I done to deserve this?
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Old 04-06-2017, 03:37 PM
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Mr. Douglas needs a car, and for a very low amount down and the usual monthly payments, the car will become his.
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YOU... ARE... A... TOY! You are a child's plaything!
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Old 04-07-2017, 03:40 PM
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Did you say your invention was to make toys or to make noise?
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That's what I said, sir. "Go fly a kite"!

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Well, no, sir. I didn't mean you personally.
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I think life disappoints you, Ms. Travers. I think it's done that a lot. And maybe Mary Poppins is the only person in your life who hasn't.
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Well, I must say, you... got me there.
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What'd you get for number four? I wasn't sure if Tigerman was, A: bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B: bitten by a regular tiger, then exposed to radiation.
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Crook... crook... crickety-crockety crickety-crook, the croc is after Captain Hook -
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Always on the run. What kind of a future is that?
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:39 AM
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"No! No! No!" Over and over! When you keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes you make me so!... angry.
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Old 04-13-2017, 08:10 PM
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As long as Donald's temper was out of control, he would pay the price. Now the only job he would be eligible for would be as a hunting decoy. And even Donald is not that stupid.
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Old 04-14-2017, 06:17 PM
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How stupid could I be?
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Hi. I'm waiter and I'll be your Goofy tonight.
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:56 PM
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Now then, what would be nice? We'll start with raspberry ice, and then some cakes and tea.
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Old 04-15-2017, 04:33 PM
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We got to pump up the party.
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Old 04-15-2017, 05:41 PM
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Old 04-15-2017, 09:52 PM
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Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.
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Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?
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They chopped me into firewood!
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Bah! Humbug!

(Mickey's Christmas Carol.)
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:11 AM
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In Mexico, they sing "Los Posadas".
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Old 04-19-2017, 07:59 AM
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Dang it, Jim. I'm an astronomer, not a doctor!

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