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6. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent pumplike, muscular organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.

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6. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his nifty pumplike, muscular organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.
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7. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I come back, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.[/QUOTE]
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8. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his highly superior grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.

Fixing my screw-up here. I somehow missed panache45's #6.
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9. I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his remarkably adept grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her courage.

Why is Dawkins called "Scarecrow"? Google has failed me.

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12. (6 was repeated) I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return to this coordinate in space-time, Professor Richard Dawkins, by virtue of his remarkably adept grey matter, shall rule in my stead, assisted by a giant sentient spaceship in Star Trek: TNG, by virtue of his nifty throbbing, powerful organ of blood circulation, and Chancellor Angela Merkel, by virtue of her cowardly dog.
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10. No military subjugation is so rapturous to me as the social institutions of terra firma, and no agronomy of commensurate value to that of the field of study positioned spatially or temporally for the agricultural raising of vegetation.

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15. Cobbers, typestyles characterized by upright alphanumerics, punctuation and symbols with any of the short lines stemming from and at an angle to the upper and lower ends of the strokes of a letter, individuals who, like me, enjoy civil rights and liberty interests by birthright or naturalization in this national polity, give unto your current interlocutor on a temporary basis only your body parts of auditory and vestibular functions; I come to put six feet under bureaucratic authority, not to blow smoke up dat ass.
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